Asstart

When someone is next level asshole or asshat. Associated with wanting to stick something sour up someone ass

Ok Chuck, sure you are right . Water is never wet, you asstart.

by Tinamonkey February 18, 2022

Assfart

Someone who is a DORK Loser, who also happens to be annoying, with a fat ego, because they think they're smarter than you. And their face just reminds you of a Loud, Wet, Sloppy, Hurricane FART.

Female 1: Taylor Swift's type including herself are always total Assfart's.
Female 2: They never fail to disappoint me with their Assfart characteristics.

by averylikeableperson August 14, 2023

Jack Assward

adv./adj.

adverb: similar to backwards, but when someone is so entirely ignorant about a situation or circumstance that they make a Jack Ass out of themselves implementing incorrect procedure or protocol, and defending the same.

adjective: a person who cannot do anything correctly, and cannot tell their ass from a hole in the ground.

1.
(of a movement) away from one's intelligence; in the direction from one's brain to one's backside.
"he proceeded in a Jack Asswards manner"
2.
toward or in in incorrect manner.
"only a moron would have done it Jack Asswards like this."
3.
"he is a real Jack Assward person and can do nothing correctly."

by 4zBratz August 19, 2021

cyrus assfart

tall 6'5" handsome man with a huge cock, brown hair, incredibly gassy and smart :) he's buff and center of attention but is so humble he would in game himself :) so humble and Cute I'm gonna moongoon all over him and force transition him to a femboy and become a feeker for him

Cyrus: I'm soooooo chopped I'm gonna in game

Me: Become a femboy right now! so moongoon all over you and Charizard on you!

Cyrus: But I'm shortttttttt 6'5" is avg height due to tiktok height inflation!!

Me: I'm gonna inflate you, cyrus assfart!

by t0tallyfunb0x August 8, 2025