mutual assured destruction

Military Slang. When two or more enemies have more than enough nuclear weapons to destroy each other.

The war between Brikstan and Belgrave hit the point where Mutual Assured Destruction was confirmed on the news.

by TskFrc1568 March 6, 2014

mutually assured destruction

when a couple (only looking for a fling) have sex without a condom! they're both fucked.......likewise!

i convinced her that a date with me would not end in mutually assured destruction (might get her pregnant but i'll before she finds out)!

by ashwani fucker September 19, 2003

mutually assured destruction

A situation in which two states have enough weapons (typically nuclear) to ensure that should one launch an attack the other would be able to respond in a strong enough way to destroy the attacker. Both would be destroyed.

This situation is supposed to prevent either side from launching such an attack.

The Cold War between the USA and the USSR in the 20th Century is an example of such a situation.

With our stockpiles of nukes we have mutually assured destruction in the case of a launch.

by Flame August 29, 2003

mutually assured destruction

A term from the Cold War: Because the Soviet Union and the US could destroy each other peace was maintained by theis "mutually assured destruction."

We have enough bombs to maintain mutually assured destruction

by Robert Allen August 29, 2003

mutually assured destruction

Where people kill each other at the same time in 1st person shooters. Very annoying.

FUCKING BIATCH JUST MUTUALLY ASSURED DESTRUCTIOn!

by MoFo November 23, 2003

mutually assured destruction

The term for two people, both post curry, who fart at once.

I heard that! And i've just let one drop as well. Bring the Mutually Assured Destruction!!

by kymcleod October 12, 2003

mutually assured friend zone

The state of being in which two people both cock block each other into the friend zone even though they are both attracted to and want to be with each other.

They are then relegated to the state of perpetual friend zone with much regret yet they never know what it is that they failed to achieve.

Thus these two attractive people are forced to for ever interact and want yet not connect.

Bob and Anna MAFZ’d each other on Saturday; it was painful to watch. Mutually Assured Friend Zone (MAFZ)for the win.

by IFYG DRM December 28, 2018