mr assumptions

A person who says he doesn't assume everything, yet does. He also probably calls the girl who broke up with him Ms. Assumptions, but he stalks the girl he used to have a thing with or date, and then assume everything she tweets and posts on instagram is about him.

Daamn my ex! Back at it again with calling me Ms. Assumptions when he's the one assuming everything is about him. He's the one assuming here - a Mr Assumptions.

by bananaplush August 28, 2016

Assumption

Are facts if *correct *

She didn't believe me and that is an assumptions

by Beast3270 October 28, 2019

Assumption

An assumption is never a good reason to make a decision.

The moron did radiation treatment based on the assumption he had cancer, rather than actually knowing he was sick. He died from the radiation treatment instead.

by Solid Mantis October 29, 2020

The Assumption day

The Latin Catholic Feast of the Assumption is celebrated on 15 August and the Eastern Orthodox and Eastern Catholics celebrate the Dormition of the Mother of God (or Dormition of Theotokos, the falling asleep of the Mother of God) on the same date, preceded by a 14-day fast period.

The Assumption day of Cyprus is on 15th August.

by Gaberman August 9, 2022

test that assumption at your earliest convenience

A work appropriate but much more threatening version of "fuck around and find out"

Becky: I can't believe you. You better let me do whatever I want if you know what's good for you.

Me: test that assumption at your earliest convenience... I wouldn't recommend it though.

by HuntingLife September 8, 2021

the shawshank assumption

The assumption that everyone has seen the movie, The Shawshank Redemption

While talking to my girlfriend, I made a reference to the escape scene in The Shawshank Redemption, but it turned out she had never seen the movie. I had simply made the Shawshank Assumption that she had.

by Vesto2000 September 9, 2021

Mrs. Berkley's Assumption

The portion of a document, typically a recipe or set of instructions, that includes leaps in logic that the reader cannot follow. The instructions can either be overly vague or misordered in such a way that it is not possible for someone to follow correctly the first time.
The original recipe
Two eggs, one cup of vinegar, one tablespoon full of flour. Beat all together and add two tablespoonfuls of vinegar, if not very strong, and one cup of cold water. Flavor with nutmeg. Reserve whites for top.
The original recipe is missing cooking time, cooking temperature and includes a final instruction that changes the first instruction.

Your recovery documentation was full of Mrs. Berkley's assumptions; it caused a worse outage than having one device down.

by GenesysWave July 22, 2025