asspony

To describe something as really fantastic and fun.

I haven't had that much fun in a long time! That party was totally asspony!

by The Notorious Anonymoose February 14, 2008

assconsultant

One who has amassed so much experience handling gay ass that he has is now qualified for consultancy.

I suspect that our new boss is a bit of an assconsultant.

by The Canadian Information Minister July 15, 2003

Asoon

To assume shit

Them: Yu must sexually identify as a apache helicopter
Me: Stop asooning shit. But yes.

by KeelHaul September 6, 2019

Metric Asston

Any large amount. Often used to exaggerate amounts to convey a large amount of things.

I bought a metric asston of cheezits at the local bulk food warehouse.

by banana-phone March 9, 2010

assmonk

flaming homosexual

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

Assmonkey

an idiot, retard, someone who thinks they are an expert in a certain subject that they know nothing about

AJ said he could fix my car, but he just made it worse. what an assmonkey.

by Tardo September 28, 2003

assmongrel

A really stupid person who like celebrates Hannukah on Christmas, and sells door to door girl scout cookies, singing stupid ass theme songs like fucking Scooby Doo. This sort of person gets beat up (sometimes) but never on Sundays since thats the holy day. This type of person never has a house or anything, and doesn't even like to plant trees or sharpen pencils, and is just a big fuck.

Man that little albino kid just raped my dog, what a fucking assmongrel!

by ToDDMaN June 10, 2003