/ass•mon•key/ -noun. cebus anus ~ 1. a distinct group of male primates with the intelligence level of a donkey. 2. a very harsh derogatory term used to describe a feminine male that exhibts homoerotic tendencies.
1. "Hey assmonkey, you don't bake potatoes in the microwave with aluminum foil." 2. "Assmonkey, you take alot of dick in your ass! Bye, you fag."
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A monkey with an obscenely large ass, so large that its head actually goes up its ass.
You can buy them in places that are infested with assmonkeys, such as, the white house. "bo-de-gas", nigga
You can buy them in places that are infested with assmonkeys, such as, the white house. "bo-de-gas", nigga
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