Abstination

When you’ve lost your sex life through being a poor specimen of a human being at that point in time, and now you boast about abstination because you got the word wrong, but basically it means you have to abstain from sex because you can’t get any anymore anyway and instead you now practice lots of masturbation… i.e. Abstin-ation. Stinger for you friend!

“No, to be honest, I’m very good these days, and I practice abstination.”

by TellItLikeItIsLass August 22, 2021

ABSinating

means the ABSinator is working at the PC either looking somthing up, (really working at his job) or talking to the bitches

hold on mangggggggggg i'm ABSinating righ now.

by I am the ABSinator March 30, 2009

sassination

when you get sassed so hard you think that you're bleeding.

Was that a sassination attempt?

by Super Junior June 30, 2010

IM agination

With a BIT of imagination you can picture your messenger friends by using IM agination.

No, my online, buddy, I'm not just a figment of your IM agination.

by Hercolena Oliver June 26, 2008

Kennedy Assasination

A Kennedy Assasination is a weed smoking session. Named because President Kennedy's brains were "killed" and when smoking high concentrations of marijuana, large amounts of brain cells are destroyed.

"Dude you wanna go do a Kennedy Assasination?" "Blunt or bong?"

by fuckyeahamerica April 1, 2010

aspirations

aspirations is something that someone has. It's similar to hot pants, but is more discreet.

boy1: do you have aspirations for our new hot sub?

boy2: no, but I have aspirations for your mom!

boy3: zing!

by vlademir putin September 8, 2007

The Assasination

While doing a girl from behind, right before you're about to cum, take your elbow and bring it down onto her neck as hard as you can knocking her out while yelling "Assasination!" Then jizz on her back and crouch on her repeatedly.

Dude, Sexy Chaos did The Assasination 5 times the other day. He was on a running riot...

by The Real Bone October 1, 2005