assbortion

-from olde english arsebortion. 1. the act of taking a dump, so large that your ass feels that it has gone through an abortion.

I'm so pro-choice about my shits, i took a mean assbortion and aborted that brown fetus.

by autoreverseaudio July 4, 2008

assbola

A condition where a person's ass is not aesthetically pleasing.

Look at that girl, she has a great face but unfortunately she has a serious case of assbola!

by BillyJoJimBob November 24, 2014

assbite

Severe Chaffing of your ass as a result of sitting on a dodgy chair for too long.

Man, this chair is giving me some serious assbite.

by Trev & Waf March 31, 2008

assbitch

a whore who prefers to have anal sex rather than vaginal sex.

"lets go fuck the assbitch!"

by the mughty fuzzy bunny. August 25, 2006

assbutter

The butter that is created from a hasty wiping and a sweaty hot day.

I am churning up a mess of assbutter.

by Frothywalrus January 19, 2008

assbox

The actual asshole. Not the entire ass, cheeks included, just the hole.

Damn, I would love to eat that chick's assbox out.

by Turning Gargoyle November 27, 2006

assboat

an random insult used to call someone an ass, but to make it sound slightly different.

suck my balls, assboat.

by =Dean-o= July 26, 2006