Akaratii

Another name for veggie burger

Wanna go grab some akaratii’s?

by Psycho_unicornk December 12, 2021

Shower Asparagus Piss

When you pee in a hot, steamy shower after eating asparagus.

My nightly shower stream facial was extremely transformed after I remembered I ate asparagus for dinner. My facial regimen has been forever transformed by shower asparagus piss.

by Kelly the Queef Chief March 6, 2020

Baisser l’asparagus

Baisser l’asparagus: to fuck an underwater cow with green stripes and a boner

Artem: you should go baisser l’asparagus
Ryan: no way! That things so ugly

My friend wants to baisser l’asparagus.

by ooze_d October 9, 2019

asparapiss

your urine and/or the ripe and distinct smell it gives off after you've consumed asparagus.

"someone light a match! i just had myself an asparapiss!"

by stefanie collins July 25, 2008

asparagus fork

A utensil used for serving asparagus. Also, anal sex.

I got an asparagus fork for my birthday from my boyfriend.

by Keenie May 18, 2006

Asparagus Syndrome

Asparagus Syndrome is a mental illness that causes one to believe they are the Green Giant.

Billy: IM THE GREEN GIANT! -stomp stomp stomp-
Jane: Dude, I think Billy has Asparagus Syndrome.

by Glitchx April 6, 2009

Askar

He has the biggest dick and is super cool. He is the best at basketball and can get any girl.

Girl 1: Is that Askar?

Girl 2: Yeah
*Both girls get wet*

by Niggaria March 2, 2019