Obnoxious twits who try to "discipline" their kids using physical aggression and bullying tactics. If you are an asian parent reading this, fuck you. You think you're so tough and macho. We all know you are full of shit. You don't have the mental strength to face your problems so you bully your kids. Go mess with someone your own size or I'll beat you up when you grow old. I know some asshole is going to complain that I'm being racist but every asian kid I've met knows that asian parents are racist towards their own race, so shut the fuck up.
Asian parents: Do your homework before I spank you.
Me: You do your work before I kick your saggy nuts open.
Me: You do your work before I kick your saggy nuts open.
by pooperfart November 28, 2021
Get the Asian parentsmug. People who seem much stricter than they actually are. I have Asian parents and they don't get mad at me if I don't always get straight A's. They are a little strict but are also very kind and caring. (And, the doctor thing is accurate. They do want you to be doctors most of the time. But if you don't want to be a doctor they won't get mad.)
Person 1: I have Asian parents
Person 2: Oh...I feel bad for you
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Well, they yell at you and expect you to be perfect all the time
Person 1: No, they don't
Person 2: Really????
Person 1: Yes
Person 2: Oh...I feel bad for you
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Well, they yell at you and expect you to be perfect all the time
Person 1: No, they don't
Person 2: Really????
Person 1: Yes
by 1010binarycode April 24, 2019
Get the Asian Parentsmug. Asian Parent syndrome, often abbreviated as APS, is a genetic disorder prevalent in young Asians. It is characterized by a high level of expectation and discipline. Often, it can result in social disabilities. Also, common symptoms include excessive studying, fear of the letter "B," and high stress levels. Males are especially prone to this disease.
Hey, can Cho-Chang come to the party?
Nah, her APS is acting up again. It's forcing her to study.
Aw, dude, that sucks. I can't imagine living with that
I think Zhang's Asian Parent Syndrome is acting up again. He's hissing whenever he sees the letter "B."
Nah, her APS is acting up again. It's forcing her to study.
Aw, dude, that sucks. I can't imagine living with that
I think Zhang's Asian Parent Syndrome is acting up again. He's hissing whenever he sees the letter "B."
by Androi October 27, 2011
Get the Asian Parent Syndromemug. by bas October 31, 2013
Get the strict asian parentsmug. A deeply integrated thought process in the minds of parents.
This is when an older family member attempts to constrict your identity and choice to fit their ideals.
Expressed through the need to constrict WIFI, the ability to lock doors and the negative emotion that’s expressed when your grade drops by 1 % or the amount of effort you put into things is 1% less than Harvard graduates.
This is when an older family member attempts to constrict your identity and choice to fit their ideals.
Expressed through the need to constrict WIFI, the ability to lock doors and the negative emotion that’s expressed when your grade drops by 1 % or the amount of effort you put into things is 1% less than Harvard graduates.
“Hey how are ya doing”
“Ug, my parents wacked me again for getting only a 94 instead of a 95 on my test”
“Ah, so Asian parent syndrome”
“Ug, my parents wacked me again for getting only a 94 instead of a 95 on my test”
“Ah, so Asian parent syndrome”
by Theveryniceguy April 8, 2022
Get the Asian parent syndromemug. Asians:
A = Average
B = Below average
C = Can't have dinner
D = Don't come home
F = Find a new family
Super Nice Asian Parents:
A = Above Average
B = Average
C = Below Average
D = do something good in life
F = Failure at school, hopefully not in life
A = Average
B = Below average
C = Can't have dinner
D = Don't come home
F = Find a new family
Super Nice Asian Parents:
A = Above Average
B = Average
C = Below Average
D = do something good in life
F = Failure at school, hopefully not in life
Super Nice Asian Parents Grading Scale are similar to Asian Parents Grading Scale, But they say if their child becomes something good in life then they won't have problem with low grades, or else F = FAILURE FOR LIFE.
by The Kid that's Big April 20, 2022
Get the Super Nice Asian Parents Grading Scalemug. they're mostly strict and dominant.
it's probably because of cultural values.
In most Asian countries, authority is deeply honored and you must respect your elders.
it's probably because of cultural values.
In most Asian countries, authority is deeply honored and you must respect your elders.
by VivianR34 May 13, 2023
Get the Asian parentsmug.