Awake the Rapper

the sexiest rapper of all time, best music you’ll ever hear that you’ll want to convert to Crimotism

Guy: Yo Michael, what song should I play
Michael: Put on The Truman Show by Awake the Rapper!
Guy and Michael: RED AND GREEN LIKE CHRISTMAS, HELLA FOR THESE BITCHES, THREE GANG LIKE CHANCELLOR, MILLIONS ON MY HIT LIST

by Rie47 September 25, 2023

Crusty Awakening

When a person (can be guy or girl) suddenly wakes up in the dawn of light to find that they are temporarily blinded by some crusty substance on their masked eye. Low and behold, they find out that the nasty crustiness is none other than a savage cum glaze that was placed sometime during their innocent slumber.

Ali awoke to an unexpected darkness as she tried to open her eyes, she found that they were fastened shut by a dried substance, called the crusty awakening, that Bill had strategically placed while she was laying fast asleep.

by Bill MacElroy March 26, 2010

Amy askew

Amy askew is the most annoying teacher ever and thank god she is not teaching me this year.

Amy askew is an annoying teacher

Guy 1:”yo what do we have next period”

Guy 2: “English”

Guy 1: “I'm going to ditch i have miss askew she is annoying”

by Haha you don’t know me November 18, 2019

What asked

Something you say as a joke, mocking the terms "Who asked?" and "Who cares?"

Oh my god, dude, what asked!?

by JVATYT February 7, 2022

The person who asked.

The person who asked is a rare never seen before. It's said to be omnipotent and impossible to reach due to it's speed. Nobody knows the true answer to the person to ASKED. People have gone from universes to universes. But all failed. It seemed like nobody asked. But that was never proved. Even though the person who asked was never proved to exist. It was never proved to NOT exist. Therefore... The person who asked will never be found. It's though authorized to say that the person who asked doesn't exist even though they aren't sure.

Me: Bro who's the person who asked.
Him: Idk man but you can search if you want
Me: nah imma not waste my time

by TheGuyThatAskedIG February 22, 2023

who asked?

its a synonym of "when I was a fetus I didn't get enough air"

hey I just got a new car.
who asked?
that's why your moms a cripple.

by GrassyShitStain July 3, 2021

No one asked me

Quite possibly the best answer to use when confronted about something you knew about but were not questioned about.

Person 1~You knew Bobby stole my car?
Person 2~Yeah.
Person 1~Why didn't you tell me!? We've been going crazy trying to find out who did it!
Person 2~No one asked me.

by Miss Potato Head September 12, 2010