arsecandle

Similar to Hopi Ear-candles in function. These inexpenive and 'scented' candles use heat to draw faeces along their hollow shaft.

"I feel constipated, have you seen the Arsecandles?"

by Gav and the meat-cleavers December 5, 2003

arsecandles

A frustrated exclamation.

"Hey Joe, your computer's just crashed."
"Arsecandles!"

by antony December 17, 2004

arsemagic

dull, uninspired music, particularly electronic listening or dance music

I didn't like that DJ, he just played a load of arsemagic.

by spunkism October 15, 2003

arsecandle

someone who looks like they've got a candle up their arse, or would certainly enjoy the experience

dave you fucking arsecandle!

by JB October 25, 2003

arsefan

a fan used to keep ones arse cool during the summer months

my arse is sweating! go get the arsefan!

by pleb dude January 28, 2004

arsemunger

A person who mungers arse. Like a fish munger but with ARSE! Usually used to discribe a man with homosexual tendencies.

Your man is such an arsemunger!

by jimmy the ginge January 4, 2008

Lilly Asemani

A term used to say this person has "multiple bitchs"

guy1: "shit man ____ pulling a Lilly Asemani?"

guy2: "hell yeah"
guy3"pretty"

by ClearwaterFloridaBoys February 22, 2022