The World Doesn't Revolve Around You

Fuck you, but without using the word "fuck".

Son: "Mom, I'm really hungry right now, I want some more food."
Mom (Karen): "You need to share with your little sister."
Son: "But she has already eaten three bowls of it already!"
Mom: "She's younger than you, and besides: THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU!!!11!!"
Son: "Yeah, FUCK YOU TOO then!"

by VectorFluxion December 2, 2020

Hong Kong Ring Around

When you stick a chopstick down your urethra, run into a wall at full speed, and scream "FREE HONG KONG"

Dave: I just did the Hong Kong ring around!

Jacob: Did your penis split in half?

Dave: Yeah but it was worth it to spread awareness for Hong Kong

by EggMaster76 December 6, 2019

a potato flew around my room

"A potato flew around my room" is apart of a popular vine involving a potato attached to a fan by a red sting while someone is singing "A potato flew around my room before you came…" this vine has been mimicked but those vines are cr@p compared to the original.

Hey bruh have you seen the vine "A potato flew around my room" got 21 revines

by Sushi_22111 November 26, 2014

a pass-around

Someone, usually a girl, who hooks up with and/or sleeps with three or more members of the same friendship group/ group of friends within a short period time and/or after one another.

She's such a pass-around. Id hate to be a pass-around. She really does get passed around.

by My opinion February 18, 2015

Halo Reach-around

Noun: When a girl attempts to give her boyfriend a handjob whilst he is distracted by Halo Reach.

Dude, my girlfriend totally screwed my K-D ratio with her Halo Reach-around last night

by Spartan Bomber October 25, 2010

dickin around

The act of refraining from much activity. Not doing much at all.

"What are you doing?" - "Not much, just dickin around".

"I was dickin' around the other day and saw a white dude get the beat down"

by Chip Bowman September 17, 2006

Aroob

The most beautiful girl you can come across. She has the biggest heart as well. She cares for everyone and she is a strong lover. she goes for her dreams & never quits. She may look like kim kardashian, or any other beautiful arab descent woman. Most Aroob’s are usually hard to get but easy to keep. She is loyal and loves unconditionally. She expects the same in return. She knows her standards are high and will never settle for anything less than her majesty deserves. She is fierce, confident, and outgoing and has a skill at public speaking. She is witty and humorous. She loves everyone and everyone loves her. She is too mature for unnecessary drama and chooses to stay a classy queen . Aroob has lots of talents and nothing will get in the way of what she loves. Even if it means beating the shit out of someone.

Kim Kardashian may be an Aroob on the down low

by Arab girl names April 24, 2020