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Milk of Amnesia

Slang used by medical professionals for the drug Propofol which has a similar milky texture to Milk of Magnesia. Propofol is a short-acting sedative and hypnotic with no analgesic properties but is used in adjunct to anesthesia.
"That vent patient is getting twitchy. Give her some milk of amnesia."
by Ippagoggy August 5, 2008
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Alcohol- induced amnesia

Short term memory loss caused by the consumption of large quantities of alcohol leading to the inebriated state of the individual and causing them to act in a manner that would be deemed 'socially inappropriate'. Individuals suffering from this condition usually experience feelings of alarm when presented with witness accounts or photographic evidence of their exploits.
"Man you were wasted last night!"
"Ha ha oh shit was I? What did I do?"
"Something with a dog I think... I can't remember"
"Fuck, I don't remember a dog"
"Man, I think you have Alcohol- induced amnesia..."
by Ebenezer saltmarsh May 17, 2010
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shopper's amnesia

A condition relating to being in such a shopped-out state that one forgets her purchases.
1. Person 1: "I got a phone call to pick up a purchase from a store and I honestly don't remember ever putting the layby on!"
Person 2: "Wow, sounds like you've got a case of Shopper's Amnesia."

2. Lisa went to the store and found the hit Drew Barrymore film Ever After in the bargain bin for only $9.89. Lisa loves Drew Barrymore. Upon arriving home she attempted to put the new DVD into her alphabetically categorised collection, only to discover that she already owned a special edition copy of said film. Lisa blamed this unnecessary purchase on momentary Shopper's Amnesia.
by lisaisgreen January 7, 2010
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Amnesia Haze

An excellent hybrid strain of Cannabis, mostly Sativa. Slight pepper-y smell when fresh. A bit whiter than common homegrown. Smokes like a beauty, and will leave you feeling happy as a Jew in 1945. Note the bittersweet lemon-pepper taste, and the slow coming but strong high.
Guy1: Bro, you got that OG Kush?
Guy2: Fuck that noise, I got some Amnesia Haze
Guy1: Brah!
by Tsudun April 16, 2011
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hangover amnesia

When u wake up after getting totally drunk the night before and look out the window and your car is gone . You call your best friend to tell her your car was stolen and she tells you it is still parked in front of her house.
I drank so much last night that when I woke up I thought my car was stolen but then my friend told me I got a ride home cause I was so out of it. It was a clear case of hangover amnesia
by rageagainsthemachine May 18, 2010
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United States of Amnesia

1). A term used to describe Americas uncanny ability to forget things that happened in the near past. Americans are known to make enemies of countries and people who were allies yesterday because "we" quickly forget.
The United States of Amnesia forgot that WE supplied Saddam Hussein with most of his weapons...we called him part of the Axis of Evil and tried to kill him for possibly using them...on US.

As they say, yesterdays friend is tomorrows enemy.
by urbanr0cker May 13, 2008
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food amnesia

When one eats in excess, claiming he or she "forgot" how much they have eaten
Chuck: Who ate all of the cookies?
Guillermo: I only had 3

Chuck: I'm pretty sure you ate them all beacase you were the only one here when they were eaten, it appears you have food amnesia
by mansour131 August 19, 2009
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