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arkansas luggage

Foreskin. Refers to the time when Arkansans were too poor to pay a doctor to circumcise their boys, while Americans in other states were routinely circumcised. At that time, being uncircumcised was looked down upon, so the term is faintly derisive. Also hints that the bearer of such foreskin is so poor he could pack all of his possessions in his foreskin, and has no use for luggage.
Check out that dude's Arkansas luggage! It's hanging off the end like lace curtains!
by microaperture December 29, 2010
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Arkansas Rodeo

A daring act of sexual endurance that is performed by mounting your girlfriend from behind while she is on all fours, then by cupping each of her breasts in your hands while whispering in her ear “Boy, these feel just like your sister’s.” Then you try to hold on for 8 seconds.
"Dude, I pulled an Arkansas Rodeo on my girl last night... I almost stayed on for 5 whole seconds!"
by thesexiestcavemanever November 17, 2009
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Arkansauce

Typically a trash team that thinks they’re nice so they talk trash before their games. However, no matter what arkansauce finds a way to always lose.
Did you see the gunner’s game last Sunday?
Yeah my dude they destroyed arkansauce.
by Hdbeve ssnjebdvddv May 7, 2018
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arkansas corner

A mismitered corner that has been beaten in to match.
"That mitered corner is a mess!" "That's an Arkansas corner. It has been beaten in with a hammer!"
by Roxannaroxanna December 28, 2013
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arkansan

The proper adjective to describe a person born in the State of Arkansas.

The slang term arky or sometimes arkie is typically substituted.
An Arkansan is a native of Arkansas.
by pearweed January 31, 2008
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Aranda

A tough girl to figure out, she doesn't have many friends. She isn't very popular, which is surprising since she is so beautiful. You are immediately drawn in by her mysteriousness. This girl is as peaceful as they come, yet a warrior at heart. So full of contradictions you can't help but love her.
Aranda is ever changing.
by FlourishingFlower December 14, 2013
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arkansas bobtail

The art of sticking your finger in your ass via a hole in your britches, and then proceeding to wipe it on your friends nose/face.
"Be careful using the urinals, Uncle Bob is in their giving people Arkansas Bobtails..."
by Spank Daddy 219 October 13, 2014
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