Hospital Appointment

Ideal chosen excuse for having the morning off work, ideally to attend an interview for a rewarding job. Completely throws any bovate suspicion as hypochondria is accepted as the norm.

"I won't be in 'til 12 today as I have a physio appointment on my dodgy knee."
"Oh okay. I hope you feel better afterwards."
"Oh I will, you bove. I will. Lie-ins are truly therapeutic."

by David Cowpell Downtrodden September 2, 2004

appoint

(n) the opposite of disappoint. as in, to approve.

Son, I am appoint

by beannnnnnnnnnnn July 30, 2011

Apping

The act of using cellular telephone applications without conversing.

The four of us sat in the car silently apping so to update our social networks.

by Mateo Spectacularrr June 15, 2010

Apping

Using downloaded applications to transfer cash payments.

"I really need you to run me my money since you on here apping everybody else!"

by JannyShmanny September 14, 2019

Hoe Appointment

The act of appointing a lady or man of overally exterted sexual tendencies or flirtatious mannerisms for company or entertainment.

I can’t tomorrow I set up a random hoe appointment with ole girl.

by BeMoni April 22, 2018

Doctor Appointment

(idiom): feeling horrible, as to need a doctor appointment.

"Geez... This colds got me down, I'm feeling so doctor appointment."

by Cynical Skyline May 24, 2018

Bobs appointment

Was faker than trumps election

So fake
Bobs appointment was faker than u

by Trolling January 28, 2019