dick appled 

Completely and totally disappointed after having your hopes set very high.

You come home from a very bad day at work and you go to the fridge and you say "Oh man, I have been craving an Apple all day long!" and you reach in and grab one and take it out thinking "oh, this is gonna taste great!" You take one bite and find out it tastes like a penis! In reaction you yell "DUDE! I WAS TOTALLY DICK APPLED!

dick appled by Not a Dick Apple May 4, 2008

Appled 

Submitting a program, proposal, or just about anything that is up for approval, and having it get rejected with no explanation as to why. Derived from the policies of the Apple App Store.

Programmer 1: I submitted a sweet 'am I hot or not' app to the store.

Programmer 2: Did they accept it?

P1: Hell no
P3: Well why not?
P1: No idea; it just got Appled.

Appled by Martropolis September 2, 2009

Appled 

A shortened version of the Apples to Apples rule. When playing a game such as "Apples to Apples" or "Cards Against Humanity"; drawing a new card for your deck that would make a better answer to the question card than you laid down.

It is very frustrating and very common.

guy1: "Aw shit, this card was way better than the one I put down. My original answer doesn't even make sense!"

guy2: "Dude, you got appled."

Appled by Rya November 24, 2012

appled 

to become involved with every club, organization, intramural, or work study job possible at the risk of losing one's own sanity (often occurs by the inability to say no when asked to volunteer).

Person 1: "Hey, I heard you were elected President, Vice President, Treasurer, and Secretary of the class! Congratulations!"

Person 2: Yeah, I kind of got appled into it.

appled by KCOM March 25, 2010

Appled 

Getting autocorrected when using iPhone, iPad, other Apple stuff, hence the term Appled. Getting Appled (autocorrected) is really annoying!

Dad: I have to tell you something
Son: What
Dad: I'm eating your mom out tonight at 8 so you'll have to find your own dinner
Son: Um... what?
Dad: I'm not eating her out I'm taking her out to dinner. Just got Appled, stupid auto cucumber. I mean autocorrect.
Son: lol

Appled by Urbanned December 29, 2015

Appledorian 

A group of people from Appledore (North devon) that drink pints of beer till the 21A bus stops running

Hey rob are you an appledorian

Yeah Im a appledorian because im from Appledore and me and the lads go to the pub every night

Appledorian by Theubankick January 2, 2020

Appled 

A term for when an individual is walking and staring at his or her iPhone or iPad, and a criminal walks up, takes it and runs off before the victim realizes what happened. It is the equivalent to walking down a street with three or four $100 bills in your hand and, as you are staring at the ground, having someone come up and rip the money out of your hand.

Guy 'where is your iPad, I thought you went everywhere with it?'

Girl 'it got appled while I was walking to the subway from my appartement."

Appled by Gronk88 March 18, 2013