Anonymous

Self proclaimed "Hackers on Steroids". Bunch of 14 year olds who probably never have been socially accepted at school. Usually making agressive comments towards African-Americans. Not exactly a powerful force due to the fact if a situation occurs in which their community (4chan) shuts down , they will whine like sissy bitches. Secondly , no one IRL knows about them , let alone cares lol. But hey , it's for the lulz right?

John: Dude , Anonymous is getting stronger.
Sam: You mean that group of faggots protesting outside of the Scientology thing?
John: Yea! Theyre gonna rule the world one day!
Sam: Oh please , not even Apple is scared of them.

by BobisBomb August 15, 2008

Alonso

Alonso is a name for a sweet cute shy guy. He likes hanging out in groups, so he doesn’t have to be in the spotlight, he plays guitar and is semi athletic. He wears glasses, and most people think he is a nerd. He’s cute with or without his glasses and his smile is super sweet. After you open up a bit about yourself, you can really have a good conversation with him. He is strong and definitely caring. Spending time with him is always fun. He’s awkward and shy, but definitely sweet and someone you want to hang out with.

Hey! Did you see that guy??? Total sweetheart!

Ya! No wonder his parents named him Alonso!

by GoldenDork July 16, 2019

Tard anon

People who, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, still believe that there is a "Q" who is a member of the intelligence agency and for some reason spends his time passing "classified information" to boomers through an anime message board.

Person A: "Since the election my parents have gone full tard anon. They think that Trump and the My Pillow Guy are behind some galaxy brain plot to arrest Satan worshiping pedos or some shit."

Person B: "Why on earth would anyone believe that"

Person A: "I dunno they read it on some anime website"

by Q-Tard April 20, 2021

Anonymous

Formerly known as the "final boss of the Internet", Anon has become simply a bunch of weeaboo faggots who wish to be a part of something.

Current Anonymous: ZOMG I WANNA DESTOYE THE CHURCH OF $CIENTOLIGY LOLWTFBBQ

by Former Anon April 22, 2009

anonymous

A bunch of idiot trolls who hack websites and then they try to look cool with long monlogues like "we are anonymous, we do not forgive, we are the soul of the internet" and other shit like that.

anonymous=trolls

by blitzkrieg999 July 6, 2010

Anonymous

United as one, divided by zero. We are Anonymous, We are legion, We do not forgive. We used to be actually cool, and worth the laugh and the reminder not to take things too seriously. But in our haste to remind others of their canny ability to ignore reality, we've expended all this energy, more energy than they do avoiding reality. So now we're kindof a sad mess of dumbasses still clinging to an outdated manifesto that may as well be the instructions on someone's VCR manual. We're sad. Sad sad people. We eat Doritos for breakfast, lunch and dinner. We write minimal annoying scripts that do fuckall except annoy people for 12 seconds. We're quick to brag about our endeavors because what press we've recieved has given us a false sense of validity. But don't fool yourselves. We're a bunch of sad, undersexed, testosterone-filled highschool dropouts who work fast food, live off our parents and smoke too much weed. Move along now. We've hit the snooze button on our 15 minutes of fame. Our voices are silent.

Anonymous: "MAN THE HARPOONS! LULULULUL"
Normal Person: "Retard"

by Anonymous1234155322 October 16, 2008

Anonymous kids

A TikTok trend. Where moron children wear masks resembling anonymous and have cringy lines. They somehow get more famous then good content creators on TikTok. Siblings may post vids of them destroying the mask. Of course for the better. Some acts of these kids are... if you hurt her you are hurting. Head bopping to music. Drawing purge symbols on the mask or adding a bandage to the nose.

God I hate anonymous kids. I wish I could kick them in the face

by Some egg January 2, 2021