Play With His Amusement Park

A person is generally a male who masturbates or obsesses about masturbation
I saw an older guy with a corvette in a handicap spot without a tag waiting for his son to go get his viagra prescription, so he can play with his amusement park.
by jondich September 04, 2021
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Amusement park

A place people at one time had enough common sense to take a bag with their stuuf in without anybody ending up dead, though as with everything, there are always people that want to change that.
There are people that want everything in life to reverse course until it's going the direction they want it to, even if that direction is through a tunnel with a train coming in the opposite direction, and they're claiming that everyone will soon see the light at the end of it that they see (of course they will). An amusement park is a place people would take a bag for sunscreen, cameras, and various other items they would have on them for a day.
by The Original Agahnim September 17, 2021
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Amusement park

Amusement park is a name for Auschwitz. It was first named on Anomaly's stream while playing Minecraft with his friends. They used it as a safe word because they didn't want to sound nazi.
Anomaly: YOU BUILT AUSCHWITZ ON OUR MINECRAFT SERVER !
Friends: We dont call it names... It's an amusement park !
by SAMUELLL January 31, 2023
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amuse sploosh

A short yet satisfying sexual encounter that usually leaves you wanting more. It can be considered both a good or bad experience dependent on the situation.
"How was last night's hook up?"
"It was a good amuse sploosh, but next time I hope it lasts more than 3 minutes"

"I haven't gotten laid in months, I need at least an amuse sploosh"
by Sploosh bot March 31, 2018
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Amuse Douche

Someone who suffers from just a touch of douchebaggery. The douchiness typically rears its ugly head in refined situations where the person feels an unstoppable urge to show others how sophisticated they are. Similar to an amuse bouche in culinary terms.
Dale was such an amuse douche when we went to dinner with my parents. He even snapped his fingers at the waitress when he needed a refill on his craft beer.
by vanern August 03, 2021
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Amuse Douche

Someone who suffers from a touch of douchebaggery. The douchiness tends to come out mostly when they are in refined situations and they cannot resist the urge to show everyone how sophisticated they are. Like an amuse bouche in the culinary world.
Dale was such an amuse douche when we went to dinner with my parents. He even snapped his fingers at the waitress when he needed another orange for his Blue Moon.
by vanern August 03, 2021
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Amusement-itis

Amusement-itis is when you can’t seem to make someone laugh, even though you used to all the time.
Example
“I just said a joke” “yeah but it wasn’t funny” “ but I used to make you laugh all the time... oh no I’ve got AMUSEMENT-ITIS”.
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