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Amusingness

Amusingness makes use of the suffix ness to denote:
-The utmost form of amusing
-Entertainment to the 7th power
-The paramount of all humor*

*often in a pitifully psychotic fit of freakazoidism
Market Limone always sucks me back in with it's cute Head of Retail and overall amusingness, I swear it's like the TV show I never wanted.
by Baby-Bear August 23, 2008
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Amusement-lag

When your media feeds can't keep up with your desire to be entertained.
Nothing's coming through on Facebook, email, Google plus or Twitter; I'm suffering total amusement-lag.
by TimGuyKing June 25, 2014
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amuse-a-bation

The act of self amusing yourself.
Lindsay had an amuse-a-bation session while driving to work. People think that she is crazy.
by shepsta May 30, 2018
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amuse sploosh

A short yet satisfying sexual encounter that usually leaves you wanting more. It can be considered both a good or bad experience dependent on the situation.
"How was last night's hook up?"
"It was a good amuse sploosh, but next time I hope it lasts more than 3 minutes"

"I haven't gotten laid in months, I need at least an amuse sploosh"
by Sploosh bot May 18, 2018
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amuser

Weinstein: she is just an amuser.
by JyuSyun November 15, 2017
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Amusement park buddy

Guy 1-You gonna take your amusement park buddy to the amusement park?
Guy 2- My amusement park buddy has already been on all the rides there 10 times. Amtrak doesn't offer the number of rides she's already been on, it's not just a rumor, its true. I'm not the only amusement park buddy of hers.
Guy 2-Boo, you're not the only one who's got to get rid of her.
Guy 1-She's got one less amusement park buddy, even if she's got all the amusement park buddys she needs already.
by Solid Mantis December 4, 2019
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Amusement-itis

Amusement-itis is when you can’t seem to make someone laugh, even though you used to all the time.
Example
“I just said a joke” “yeah but it wasn’t funny” “ but I used to make you laugh all the time... oh no I’ve got AMUSEMENT-ITIS”.
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