A condition of thoughtlessness which occurs when you open up Facebook and forget what you are doing. It is usually temporary, and the person will eventually awake as if out of a stupor. Those who suffer from it are unable to retrieve information and instead fall into a state of oblivion. The most common symptom is mental blankness where the victim descends into a deep state of incognizance.
Danny: Dude, can you see what time the open mic is at?
Rob: Sure man, lemme just check on Facebook.
15 minutes later....
Danny: Bro! What the hell have you been doing for all this time?!
Rob: Oh, I, uh...just looking at some pictures of this girl who's a friend of a person I found on the wall of an acquaintance from middle school.
Danny: Broooo! Shit, stop it, she's like 16. You've got Facebook Amnesia! Now go and check the event page.
Rob: Sure man, lemme just check on Facebook.
15 minutes later....
Danny: Bro! What the hell have you been doing for all this time?!
Rob: Oh, I, uh...just looking at some pictures of this girl who's a friend of a person I found on the wall of an acquaintance from middle school.
Danny: Broooo! Shit, stop it, she's like 16. You've got Facebook Amnesia! Now go and check the event page.
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Her fame stems from the fact that she supposedly copulated with 5 well endowed Black and Bengali males, including the rapper Wiley, who mentioned her in one of his songs, namely, "treddin on thin ice". It is unknown whether this story is fiction or truth, however the term "Ameetaroy" used for referring to a prostitute is common in East London, especially amongst the Bengali community.
Her fame stems from the fact that she supposedly copulated with 5 well endowed Black and Bengali males, including the rapper Wiley, who mentioned her in one of his songs, namely, "treddin on thin ice". It is unknown whether this story is fiction or truth, however the term "Ameetaroy" used for referring to a prostitute is common in East London, especially amongst the Bengali community.
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