Amazonian

A worker for Amazon PRIME.

You are now in the Amazonian cult.

by Stoowyguy April 20, 2022

amazonian

An active Amazon associate or worker. This does not include third-party vendors (engineers, delivery drivers, or anyone with a yellow badge) since they’re not an active AA (Amazon associate).

Good morning AMAZONIANS, there’s free breakfast in the break room today.

by WordsYouNeed2Know May 26, 2022

amazoniac

A person who is obsessed with shopping on Amazon, using Amazon Prime.

Girl, she is an Amazoniac, so you know she found it on Amazon!

by that'swhatitmeans August 9, 2022

Amazonian Darwinism

When naive shoppers find out that the least expensive versions of items they find shopping online through Amazon or unregulated/foreign Internet markets aren't the best quality or for use as intended; often ending in broken merchandise, death, or near death experiences.

Buyer: "I bought some cheap jack stands on the internet for 20 bucks, ten seconds after I lowered my car on them they broke, could've killed me!"

Friend: "Damn, that could have been an example of Amazonian Darwinism right there. Almost Harbor Freight level."

by Lord Hammercy MD March 23, 2023

Amazonian prime

The boomer way of saying Amazon prime.

I’d like the browse the Amazonian prime please.

Can you believe that the Amazonian prime can ship you an item in 2 days? I personally don’t believe it, I think it’s a myth.

by Akot69696969 August 1, 2023

Amazonian she-blast

When a tall woman queefs your creampie back onto your chest after having intercourse in the Amazon position

Dang bro last night after we had sex she hit me with an Amazonian she-blast.

by AmazonLoverSyndrome June 17, 2024

Amazonian Chili Bowl

When a man eats a bowl of chili, then convinces his friend to sit upside down naked at the bottom of a ladder so the guy can shit into his adshole that’s stretched wide, he then proceeds to eat the shit like a bowl of chili

Mike: “Hey Sean, please let me try the Amazonian chili bowl on you!”
Sean: “Yeah dude but I want to try it too!”

by Guacamole Migga Pemis January 3, 2025