University of Alberta

Place. Synonymous with China Town. Houses high density of mostly Asian students with the exception of a few percent. Notable for its depression and cockiness, as well as putting in a lot of effort but getting minimal grades back.

I heard Rob goes to University of Alberta
Ya, he hast seen anyone other than Asian for the past 4 years and never has hope or happiness

by Daddyfunk March 15, 2017

Alberta

A province in Canada, Alberta is a provinced filled with rednecks with their lifted Dodges. Dodge RAM 1500 pickups are extremely common and you would usually see at least one during your commute. Its like the Texas of Canada. There is a Dodge dealership in every town, the two major cities Edmonton and Calgary hate each other, and mountains. People usually work in the trades such as a welder or an oil rig technician and make good money so many Newfies (Newfoundlanders) come here for a job. Then they usually buy a house and finance a Dodge RAM. We are famous for our beef because you cant live without beef. Everyone in Alberta hates their premier, Rachel Notley because of the Carbon tax because everything is more expensive.

Jim: Hey bud, go over there to Alberta. They got jobs over there.

by SloppySandbagz January 9, 2017

Battle of Alberta

The Battle of Alberta is the one-sided rivalry between the cities of Edmonton, Alberta and Calgary, Alberta. It is most famous for the battles between the NHLs Edmonton Oilers and Calgary Flames, and to a lesser extent the Edmonton Eskimos and Calgary Stampeders.

Why is it so one-sided? Because Edmonton has consistently kicked Calgarys ass in the NHL and CFL playoffs. The Flames have yet to win a playoffs series cleanly against the Oilers, and the Stampeders are a joke compared to the crown jewel of the CFL; the Edmonton Eskimos.

Edmonton is easily the better city as well.

Edmonton always has the last laugh in the Battle of Alberta, but Calgary would kill Edmonton if it were the "Battle of the Greasiest Mullets", or the "Battle of Ugliest Chicks"...

Q: What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a Flames fan?

A: The bucket.

by OkeyDokey March 25, 2006

Alberta snowstorm

An orgy involving one woman, generally middle aged, and at least five guys. The men first abstain from masturbating or having intercourse for at least three days, in order to increase the potency and quantity of their ejaculation. The orgy begins when the men stand in a circle around the woman, who is kneeling on the ground. They proceed to circle jerk, ejaculating simultaneously on her head (so that she is covered in the "snow"). They then proceed to gang-bang the woman - pausing first to tweak on some crystal meth. Originated in Ft. MacMurray Alberta, where due to the oil sands there is a largely transient population of male workers (a.k.a rig-pigs), and relatively few females.

Rig-pig 1: How's it goin' eh? Did you bone that chick from the bar last night?

Rig -pig 2: Naw man, I had to share with my buddies. Showed her an Alberta Snowstorm.

by Kabouter Weasley August 5, 2012

Alberta

A piece of large fecal matter

I’m taking a big albertan, I just dropped a fat alberta

by Shit tickler January 31, 2018

Algerian Blend

An herbal blend consisting of Damiana, Skullcap, Wormwood, Wild Lettuce, Passion Flower and Valerian. When smoked it will produce an immediate, mellowing, effect. Smoking lots of it will get you a little high. Its what the kids will smoke when they're completely dry.

I smoked some Algerian Blend and had head rush city.

by jazzzix April 9, 2009

algerian jackhammer

When you pour cement over a girl only exposing her vagina and then having sexual intercourse at a speed unthinkable by the common man. (Check your country's and local laws before attempting this stunt.)

When Mary was sleeping I took her and gave her an algerian jackhammer.

by Nathan_Explosion August 5, 2008