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LIFESTYLE ITS MY REASON FOR LIFE ITS MNY LIFE ALBIREX IS THE REASON IM ALIVE

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#1- WWOW IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA MARRY U LETS MARRY LIFESTYLE ITS MY REASON FOR LIFE ITS MNY LIFE ALBIREX IS THE REASON IM ALIVE

by MSSWANIMTHEICHIBAN October 5, 2022

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aleienate

To cause one or more fellow humans to no longer wish to fellowship with you due to your anti-social behavior dat was caused by your having had a few too many "tall frothies".

I have a very fragile emotional equilibrium and I highly value my friendships, so I avoid any and all alcohol "like da plague" --- no need to accidentally aleienate any of da local folks whom I count on for companionship, assistance, and other pleasant-rapport-dependent interactions dat make my life a lot more palatable and carefree.

by QuacksO January 9, 2023

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aleilee

my little princess , aleilee is a genuinely positive person

aleilee is a genuinely good person , she’s perfect

by luv tracy June 21, 2023

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Alireza

Alireza is a common Persian name, but there is nothing common about an Alireza. He lights up a room with his smile. His presence, although short in physical stature, manifests as a 5’11” force of energetic movement. He is kind, and so emotional intelliegent that people often call him for advice. He has a thoughful presence about him and people often tell them their secrets...and an Alireza will keep them. Although he doesn’t take much thought to his wardrobe, other than a tightly fitted black sweater, an Alireza can be seen wearing a Rolex, a Rolex that shows off his abnormally large hands. An Alireza will also let you drive his manual transmission sports car, will buy you dinner, give you a massage, and sweetly kiss you goodnight.

“I went out with an Alireza and he was the ultimate 'persian version' of a lover, I am in awe, and I will never be the same again."

By Polly January 20, 2025

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Alireza

Alireza is a sexy persian forbidden fruit with a ginormous schlong. If you read „Alireza” backwards it says „sex symbol”. Ever wondered who your partner is secretly thinking of while you have sex? Ask them about Alireza, it will make them blush and come. Instant multiple orgasms guaranteed. But can you blame them for thirsting over someone with smooth brows, strong hair, perfect lips. Who wouldnt want to be tickled by that moustache?
The legend goes that pornstars think of Alireza in order to get their engine’s hard. It works every time. He is the persian Rocco Sifreddi. In the porn industry they talk about the period before alireza „B.A” and after alireza „A.A”.

Boyfriend 1: Babe, I feel like some sexy time!
Boyfriend 2: Sorry I am not in the mood.
Boyfriend 1 gently whispers in his ear: Aliiireeeezaaa
Boyfriend 2 gets a massive hard on and they have crazy passionate sex.

Porn actor: Shit, my engine is swelling down!
Fluffer: just think of Alireza, it will make you hard.
Porn actor: Daaaaamn. It works

by Black-Salami July 26, 2025

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