Alireza

Alireza is a sexy persian forbidden fruit with a ginormous schlong. If you read „Alireza” backwards it says „sex symbol”. Ever wondered who your partner is secretly thinking of while you have sex? Ask them about Alireza, it will make them blush and come. Instant multiple orgasms guaranteed. But can you blame them for thirsting over someone with smooth brows, strong hair, perfect lips. Who wouldnt want to be tickled by that moustache?
The legend goes that pornstars think of Alireza in order to get their engine’s hard. It works every time. He is the persian Rocco Sifreddi. In the porn industry they talk about the period before alireza „B.A” and after alireza „A.A”.

Boyfriend 1: Babe, I feel like some sexy time!
Boyfriend 2: Sorry I am not in the mood.
Boyfriend 1 gently whispers in his ear: Aliiireeeezaaa
Boyfriend 2 gets a massive hard on and they have crazy passionate sex.

Porn actor: Shit, my engine is swelling down!
Fluffer: just think of Alireza, it will make you hard.
Porn actor: Daaaaamn. It works

by Black-Salami July 26, 2025

Justinas

Super cute lithuanian Labrador. He loves attention, and eating lots of free food. He is a bit unreliable, but you cannot be angry at him because of his charming smile. He barks „Or?“ at the end of each sentence.

A: I got myself a new pet!
B: Amazing. What is it?
A: A dog.

B: Wow. Is it a Chihuaha?
A: No it is a Justinas. I am so happy with him. I am always out of food.

by Black-Salami June 04, 2022