Group sex act, whereby as many people as possible attempt to simultaneously penetrate a meth addicted prostitute in every orifice. The prostitute must be enticed with the promise of free drugs upon completion of the act. However, as soon as the last participant has successfully inserted his member into the host, all participants suddenly pull out all at once and proceed to run away without paying.
After school, Billy suggested we all go down to the local truckstop to see if we could find us an old Albuquerque Clowncar and go for a joyride.
by rectacular March 26, 2008
When you have oral sex with a girl who has crabs and are then forced to shave off your mustache and eyebrows to get rid of them.
Guy 1: "Man, I picked up this girl last night and ate her out. I woke up next day and couldn't stop itching my face. When I realized the bitch gave me crabs. I had to shave my shit off."
Guy 2: "Oh man, that bitch gave you the Albuquerque Hamby."
Guy 2: "Oh man, that bitch gave you the Albuquerque Hamby."
by RCPosse January 29, 2011
Noun;
Name of a Sex Act,.:
The act of sucking your nut out of your partners vagina and spitting it in their face. Characterized by "sucking that shit dry", much like the desert city of Albuquerque.
Name of a Sex Act,.:
The act of sucking your nut out of your partners vagina and spitting it in their face. Characterized by "sucking that shit dry", much like the desert city of Albuquerque.
"I gave my girl a creampie, but you know diapers be expensive, so I gave that bitch an Albuquerque Abortion."
by SirPhoque October 21, 2021
When you do pee but there are still droplets left. The Albuquerque shake consists of the little dance one does to release those spare drops. 20% chance of success when one is fighting a boner.
Jason Bourne: I am Jason Bourne, I am peeing right now
Toilet: I am the toilet he is peeing right now
Jason Bourne: I finished peeing, but these skeeevy little piss drops won't go away!
Toilet: I am the toilet
*Jason Bourne does the Albuquerque shake*
Jason Bourne: Yes, I did it. I did the shake I am rid of all pee.
Toilet: I am the toilet he is peeing right now
Jason Bourne: I finished peeing, but these skeeevy little piss drops won't go away!
Toilet: I am the toilet
*Jason Bourne does the Albuquerque shake*
Jason Bourne: Yes, I did it. I did the shake I am rid of all pee.
by The New Jersey Times January 12, 2023
A school filled with snotty rich kids who mostly juul and vape. They use their parents mercedes and BMW's and try to flex on you. And if you don't cuss or own gucci, you're not cool, sorry.
by me, ya boy October 27, 2018
A variety of sandwiches containing the common elements of turkey and green chile. Often sold at restaurants in New Mexico, including local Subways.
The type of bread used, the cheese, and other ingredients vary. Typical Southwestern fare such as guacamole is commonly included.
The type of bread used, the cheese, and other ingredients vary. Typical Southwestern fare such as guacamole is commonly included.
Did you try that Albuquerque Turkey at Kelly's?
Yeah, it was delicious. Much better than the one at Subway. I think Subway gets their green chile from Texas.
Gross!
Yeah, it was delicious. Much better than the one at Subway. I think Subway gets their green chile from Texas.
Gross!
by Obi-Zahn Kenobi January 11, 2011
by Chris D.L. June 7, 2007