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Ahsan

The primary reason as to why women have wet dreams. Ahsan's are said to be the most handsome and sexiest individuals to exist on the planet. Once a female meets an Ahsan every single other potential male figure in her life becomes non-existent as she's trying to now desperately fuck the Ahsan instead. The moment an Ahsan looks a female in the eyes they instantly cause them to go insane with pleasure.
Girl 1: Jamal cheated on me again I honestly don't know what to do..
Girl 2: It's time for you to find an Ahsan they honestly rock your world.
Girl 1: That's a great idea!
by sexymunda123 October 3, 2020
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Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano?

A sexual copypasta about Ahsoka Tano from Star Wars, where Obi-Wan Kenobi tells Luke Skywalker about Ahsoka in sexual descriptions.
Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems.

Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.

We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
by jordypresto0418 February 6, 2021
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That Bitch that will take yo man when she ready....🤣 that Bitch who will get active at any time or place.... that ghetto pretty loud ass gurl she’s just that Bc otay.💓
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Ahson

kindest most respectable man you’ll ever meet, always looks after his friends and is simply the cutest dude on the planet, if you know anyone named ahson make sure you keep him close. Mashallah
Wow I wish my boyfriend was more of an Ahson, he would be so much sexier
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Ahsluvrr

ahsluvrr is a funny and outgoing tik tok user, she mostly posts about her husband dylan O’Brien and her favorite shows and universes like American horror story and marvel.
ahsluvrr is the sweetest person alive!
by Tatesgf<3 June 1, 2021
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ahsi

Ahsi is one of the best friends anyone could ever ask for. Much like her name, she is one of a kind and elegant. She is caring and confident, and a wonderful story teller. She has a shady side that you can completely relate to. Ahsi can be a bit too organized and loud at times, but her bubbly personality shines through. She is memorable and hilarious, and is willing to bend over backwards just to put a smile on your face.
Girl: I am having an awful day and nothing can cheer me up!
Ahsi: Keep your head up and you can do whatever you put your mind to.

Girl: Thank you so much, Ahsi. That made me feel so much better.
Ahsi: I believe in you!
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Ahsluvrr

Ahsluvrr is a funny and outgoing user on tik tok, her platform contains videos of her husband Dylan O’Brien and spams of her favorite series and universes.
ahsluvrr is the sweetest being <3
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