awkward aftermath

When an awkward pause is reached in a conversation amongst a group of people and a certain douchebag decides to point out that there has been that awkard silence that everyone was totally aware of. But they have nothing to add to the conversation. Thus resulting in another awkward silence.

*awkward pause*

"whoa, it just got really quiet"

*another awkward pause*

"well after that awkward aftermath, I'm gonna take off"

by ssshhh September 6, 2009

Aftermarket Autistic

When you are not born autistic, but slowly become autistic via emotional and/physical trauma, especially trauma to the head.

Zero: "I'm not autistic. I'm just brain damaged and my brain just don't think good no more."
Me: "Just like being autistic, but by outside influence. You hit your head so many times you became aftermarket autistic."

by BigBCC69 July 27, 2022

aftermath

after cupcaking someone, quickly rub your hand a further time upon their nose so they can smell the aftermath.

quickly tom, smell the aftermath.

by czornsley December 9, 2007

aftermass

when someone sends a mass message on some messenger and forgets to mention something

1: basketball at 9 o clock
1: friday
2: hate your aftermass

by waterDrinker December 27, 2007

Aftermath Fan

(noun): bandwagon fan resulting from an unexpected celebrity death.

After Amy Whinehouse died you became an aftermath fan of hers.

by J Weeby August 2, 2011

aftermath comeback

When you get into a argument and after it happens you come up with the perfect comeback.

AH! I should have said that! What a good aftermath comeback.

by Mistcakes December 5, 2017

aftermarket

A person who's skill level isn't on parr with the task at hand.
But rather is chosen as an alternative to the desired individual in mind.

You're not getting the results you want because you keep getting those aftermarket-assed off brands to do the job!

by linclu October 7, 2020