Akers

The most amazing teacher in the entire world. Always caring and loving and happy. Makes students feel like what they have to say is important.

Everyone has a teacher like an Akers

"My favourite teacher is like Akers."

by Abbigayle Maureen March 24, 2010

ackerfuck

A safe word in which Winter uses.

1: There are too many shirtless pics ACKERFUCK ACKERFUCK.

2: Eren will have a good time with Levi Ackerfuck tonight.

by Ackerfuck April 2, 2017

0_askers

My smart amazing seggsy mutual 😋

“0_askers is the best Tikky tokker ever 👩🏻 🦲”
“I know”

by Scarebooissocool July 20, 2021

Ackerman

Ackerman is awkward at first but once you get to know he will always have your back!! He is an amazing friend, sometimes an introvert, but overall a friendly guy. he may be harsh at first but he has soft-heart He will always be there for you when you can count on it. He always speaks his mind, everyone would be jealous of an Ackerman! But he is funny and caring once you get to know him!

Bob: Is that ackerman??

Joe: Yeah it is I heard he's really nice

by Toaster oven 33 May 14, 2020

Ackermanosis

Syndrome charecterized by simple cognitive errors (so called "rookiness") , disportionately large Penile shaft (greater than 40cm) and unquinchable sexual appetite.

Epidemiology: 1 case in Australia from Warick QLD

Risk Factors include: Breeding in tasmania, Italian/lebanese exposure, surfing, sex, nandos

Treatment: Unfortuantley after years of research and funding...sadly there is no cure. The last known case Perished after tumescnece engorged the penis to a wopping 107cm, stroking out the victim.

News Article: Young female Queensland medical student impaled by 47cm Penis again and again prior to footy training. doctors and forensics agree the culprit suffers from Ackermanosis.

News Article: Firefighters were unable to lure women out of the top level in a burning building 40 stories high. Firefighters used a man sufferring from Ackermanosis to both reach the women and lure her to safety.

by Dr Hoho March 29, 2011

Levi Ackerman

the sexiest fucking beast ever created in this world. my fucking reason to live. i love this man with everything i have in me. id let him do anything to me. he wants to kill me? id let him. he thinks i’m useless and wants to feed me to a titan? rightfully so. i’ll agree with anything he says i am so deeply in love with him. if he wanted to rearrange my insides i would not hesitate to spread my legs miles apart and let his discover the deep mysteries of my vagina.

levi ackerman is so hot i’m gonna cum

by gayforzendaya January 30, 2022

Akers

A word used to describe females who appear attractive from from far away but are notably unnattractive when they are near. (Looks good from 50)

The word is derived from the Eagles place kicker David Akers who is known for kicking long field goals.

It's a Philly thing...

"What do you think of that girl?"

"She's an Akers"

by McDaygos October 23, 2008