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Aberollisterican

Someone who shops at Abercrombie, Hollister, and American Eagle
I am an Aberollisterican! ...
by Hoogle July 21, 2008
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Abercrombie and Fitch

"Like really dude...check out my new Abercrombie and Fitch sweatshirt. Sweet!"
by CeZex October 16, 2008
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Abernizzle

1. Probably the most offensive word in the English Language.
2. The Ruiner of life and the flesh eater of fun. Having the Capability to literally suck the life from one's body, she is considered extremely dangerous for kids in grades 8-11, but she also has infinite power, and is completely unstoppable.
David: So Joel... How is it being married to Abernizzle?
Joel: She ate my soul:
by gld2bgone June 29, 2008
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Abercrombitch

Girl whose designer clothes make her better than you. The only thing more important to her than the labels on her clothes are the labels on people.
It's going to be the perfect murder. No marks. Lock that abercrombitch in a thrift store overnight and she'll kill herself by morning.
by Keith Tanner July 10, 2005
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abercrombie bitch

abercrombie bitch: n.
someone who will only...

1-buy army cargos just for 80$ for one night with one other friend

2-whose everything (including underwear and pjs)come from abercrombie

3- when its a big deal when "omg i got this bra at victoria's secret!" (not abercrombie)

4- known as the abercrombie girl

5- thinks that thrift store clothing has rabies

6- the abercrombie and fitch label means everything

7- it's in fashion if its at abercrombie

8- her dream boyfriend is an abercrombie model

in a sentence: the abercrombie bitch was dressed head to toe in abercrombie. none of it on sale. and was worth about 1000 dollars.
for all of these see "laura" as an abercrombie bitch
by syddie January 7, 2006
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abercrombie

The type of clothing worn by Aberzombies, a peculiar specimin which infest college campuses and upscale suburban high schools across the North American landmass.

Nominally a human being, the Aberzombie is easily identifiable by large advertisements worn on its chest and buttox. It tends to come from wealthy stock, drives an SUV and mates exclusively with other Aberzombies.

The musical taste of the Aberzombie is limited to bands like Dave Matthews and O.A.R. Its SUV is typically emblazoned with a sticker reading "DMB" so as to communicate its bland taste in music to potential mates.

The Aberzombie is not without its natural enemies, however. Most prominent among them are independent thought and a sense of style. The Aberzombie will go to great lengths not to face such horrific ideas, most often by associating only with fellow Aberzombies. In the rare case that it is exposed to outside ideas/free thought, it will utilize its only defense mechanism: complaining that others are envious and simply cannot afford Abercrombie clothing.
by Kim Jong-Il January 12, 2005
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Aberzombie

Nominally a human being, the Aberzombie is easily identifiable by large advertisements worn on its chest and buttox. It tends to come from wealthy stock, drives an SUV and mates exclusively with other Aberzombies. The musical taste of the Aberzombie is limited to bands like Dave Matthews and O.A.R. Its SUV is typically emblazoned with a sticker reading "DMB" so as to communicate its bland taste in music to potential mates. The Aberzombie is not without its natural enemies, however. Most prominent among them are independent thought and a sense of style. The Aberzombie will go to great lengths not to face such horrific ideas, most often by associating only with fellow Aberzombies. In the rare case that it is exposed to outside ideas/free thought, it will utilize its only defense mechanism: complaining that others are envious and simply cannot afford Abercrombie clothing.
Kid Plasterd with Abercrombie clothing:"Hey! Whats up?"Kid:(Mummbles to slef)"Aberzombie..."
by RoboChick May 10, 2009
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