ABZERD

-adj. ab-zurd AB-ZERD

1) sounds like absurd but pronounced "ab-zurd"
2) slang for absurd (or untrue; laughably foolish or false: an absurd explanation.)

3) when a boy means to say absurd and says "ab-ZURD" instead, insisting that is the correct pronunciation

The way he just said that word is ABZERD!

I can't believe you just made that ABZERD gesture!

by BARIV November 12, 2010

Aberdonian Activity

Aberdonian Activity: a term to describe the type of reprobate activity the citizens of Aberdeen get up to.

Tom: did you hear about Kevin?
Jason: What about him?
Tom: He robbed the local corner shop to fund his ketamine habit
Jason: Thats some Aberdonian Activity right there.

by bigbaws9862 December 7, 2022

Aberdeen, Washington

birth place and hometown of Kurt Cobain, late lead singer/guitarist/writer for the "alternative/grunge" band Nirvana.

Kurt Cobain was born in Aberdeen, Washington.

by Booger January 23, 2005

International School Aberdeen

Some absolute mad house for kids with poor social skills. Foreigners are welcomed by the loving community of bullies and drug addicts that should help anyone feel right at home. Education is adequate and the real reason people go there is to enjoy the excellent learning support offered at no additional cost. Oh, but tuition is over 20k.

I do so love attending the International School Aberdeen.

by bobi shmoorda July 7, 2019

Aberdeen Petrol

A method of propulsion for a car; involves switching off the engine and coasting downhill. A way of saving fuel money supposedly used by tight-fisted Aberdonians.

I'm all out of cash until the next payday - I've been running on Aberdeen Petrol for the last week!

by shmelk October 29, 2008

Aberdeen Snowball

The act of your Blowing a load into your girlfriend or wife's mouth during oral sex. Then the girlfriend or wife transfers the load to the asshole that was hitting on her all night at the party, The very asshole that also managed to pass out at yours or her house. Completion of the Aberdeen Snowball is when said victim and Asshole is told in the morning what happened.

"Mike was hitting on Lacey last night, so after he passed out she helped me give him an Aberdeen Snowball. "

"There's nothing better than informing someone that they received an Aberdeen Snowball last night!"

by Scuba Steve 2-146th June 28, 2012

aberdouche

a bro who wears nothing but abercrombie and always stinks of abercrombie cologne. also known to be a douchebag or a tool of some sort. typically a very big touchy-feely flirt, who plays with girls' emotions, but just leaves them in the end.

did you see that aberdouche up on all them girls last night?

by your one and only toolette December 22, 2010