abdon

Abdon is an extremely handsome guy. He is an outgoing and love to take beautiful woman for date.
Abdon is humor, Intelligent,subtle,strong,handsome,generous, very best lovers

Woman 1: I wish my boyfriend was Abdon
Woman 2;Don't day my friend. Abdon will never like people with your characteristics

by Muchine August 26, 2013

Colbert Absinthe-tinence Pledge

A solemn promise to refrain from Absinthe ingestion to prevent the ear-severing, cubo-witticisms (or worse) that would inherently bloom. It is vowed as follows:

"I, (state your name), do hereby pledge to practice absinth-tinence by remaining absinth-tinent from Absinthe. Since Absinthe incidents in many instances induce incipient syn(es)thetic inspiration and sinsister synthetic insistence on sin, I sincerely insist I will be absent from instances of Absinthe ingestion, this instant.”

After completing the Absinthe ritual several times over with newly-made friends from Argentina, Quebec City and Gainesville, Florida (state your name) shot to his feet and bolted toward the waterfront and a club on the pier of beautiful Barcelona, in search of adventure. Little did he realise, he would end up having his balls grabbed by that dirty Spaniard Frank, leaning in for a kiss or something, all after inviting (state your name) back to his apartment to wait for his "hot journalist friends in little skirts" that didn't end up meeting him at the club. Waking up at his hostel late in the afternoon, (state your name)'s face was pale green-opalescent white like the colour of Absinthe mixed with water.

In hindsight, the Colbert Absinthe-tinence Pledge would have made a helluva lot of sense.

by Blair Larratt November 19, 2007

Absonality

A person lacking in personality who has great ab muscles thus this person has absonality.

Someone with a six pack or more ab muscles but has a boring personality or an ugly face. You look beyond the person's dullness and focus on their abs, being ABSonality.

He might not have any personality but he sure has absonality.

1. a man having great ab muscles.

2. no personality but great abs, absonality.

3. He might have an ugly face and be dull person but who cares, he has absonality.

4. looking past someone's ugly face and focusing on their ab muscles and liking them for their abs only.

5. term of endearment for a man with fine abs. Girlfriend he is a boring as hell but whatever because he has absonality.

by Tina Kim Comedienne April 11, 2012

Absent-hearted

A person who lacks empathy, is incapable of true love and accordingly has no real friends.

That narcissistic creep is so absent-hearted that he doesn't even really love himself.

by KirkChi April 7, 2015

Abon

Drama, naatok (bengali work meaning dramatic)

Don't do Abon.

Spy loves to do Abon

by Spy2611 April 4, 2020

iPod Absence

(n.) the state of ipod absence where the victim constantly takes your own ipod and plays on it and does not give it back. Leads to annoying people who are called asswipes.

Ryan, seriously, give me my iPod back. Do you have iPod Absence?

by socalbomber July 13, 2009

Absent

The state of not being where you are supposed to be.

Yo cracka, that bitch is absent because she's workin' the streets.

by Josh July 16, 2004