dancing aardvarks

group of travelers who, effective 1 Oct 2013, are authorized to fly space available on DoD military aircraft.

Toni: "Are you going to fly space-a tomorrow?"
Brittany: "We'll try for it. Now with more dancing aardvarks in the terminal, my kids want us to try more often.

by TrollingForDollars February 14, 2013

Alabama Aardvark

The central art of giving anal, whilst your cousin watches.

Dale went to Montgomery to see his cousin, they met a hood rat. Who in a submissive act of love, bequeathed permission to perform THE ALABAMA AARDVARK. Which ultimately led to the Devils 3-way.

by CreamyAlpha June 4, 2020

Ardvark

When a male with a large nose performs cunnilingus on a female in the doggie style position and his nose pressing into her anus causes her to release a flatus.

oralfartnosedoggiecunnilingusbig noseanus

Female to girlfriend... " OMG! So last night I totally ardvarked Jimbo!"
Reply... "That's so embarassing! But he totally has a beak for a nose so it's completely understandable!"

by ABB23 August 23, 2016

Aardvark

A transman but with a positive connotation; not to be used to smear the trans community

Nick is an aardvark but he isn't out to everyone yet.

by Naterminator September 25, 2018

Aardvarking

When the tip of a mans uncircumcised penis is poking out of his Pyjama pants without his knowledge.

Dads always aardvarking in his sleep

by Jae.Cole June 29, 2021

aardvark

A very groovy vintage store in Hollywood, CA.

Person #1- Whoa man, where'd you get that rad sweater?
Person #2- I got it at Aardvarks on Melrose!

by Natalie March 27, 2005

Sloppy Aardvark

During 69, a man sticks his tongue up another man's asshole, causing the guy getting rimmed to shit in his partner's mouth.

Prince Edward asks his butler: "But I thought a sloppy aardvark was between a man and a woman?"
Butler: "No, Your Highness, you are welcome to do it to me."

by vandawk8 December 24, 2014