asssmithing

The persistent act of kissing someone's ass. So much so that the person in question has permanent lip marks on their ass.

"Man, Mark is really asssmithing that customer"

by Sausagedog December 21, 2007

assstard

a gay person who acts like and ass
and a retard, so, a gay retard.

OMG whats that asstard going on about?
I dunno man, its just andy hossian,
OH, ok.

by Michael H September 4, 2004

asssquatch

a stupid person, a person with too much hair, an canadian person

that canadian is a total asssquatch

by dj spex at AnimeIowa and AnimeDetour '07 July 11, 2007

asssplit

To be fucked up the ass very violently.

I asssplit her last night.

by M.R. July 13, 2003

ASS Shotgun assssshufhbheuiwoeubvf uf9e80w9wubivf,dww Ku KLUx KLan

A KKK weapon

Black dude in 1930: Holy shit is that a ASS Shotgun assssshufhbheuiwoeubvf uf9e80w9wubivf,dww Ku KLUx KLan?!!!

by ASS this December 4, 2020

assscarf

Someone who's head is so far up their ass they're past asshat status.

Calling him an asshat is an understatement. He's an assscarf.

by xx-ia-xx September 25, 2010

EBOLA ASSSSS

EBOLA ASSSSSS IS WHEN SOMEONE GIVES YOU EBOLA IN YOUR ASS

U know that girl she has EBOLA ASSSSSSSS

by Mister-Toxicity February 28, 2020