make a second impression

To go to the toilet to specifically take a crap. It's another way to say it like "dropping the kids off at the pool". It means doing a number two.

"After eating 3 bean burritos, I really needed to make a second impression."

or

"Don't go in there, I just made a really big second impression."

by Chunky McFartington May 4, 2014

its a secret to everyone

a phrase you get in the original legend of zelda game when you enter certain caves and find a secret moblin who gives you rupees.

Secret moblin: its a secret to everyone.

by thatrandomguy1234 July 7, 2019

Just A Second

Something to hold off doing something for a couple of hours.

Just a second. I'll tell you how you can use this in a sentence later.

by NoodleNukes January 30, 2025

heart froze for a second

Got a shock

My heart froze for a second.

by Hercolena Oliver July 11, 2010

taking [Ketamine] for a second

When you snort some Ketamine but only for a short time so the effect only holds up for about 2 minutes

Person A: Why are you fucking my dog?
Person B: Sorry i was taking Ketamine for a second

by Chloroform47 November 17, 2018

POETRY IN A SECOND

The moon is hiding
The sun is rising
I am in Costinesti
And I see a shit in the sea
=))))))

Erick: you know what poetry in a second is like?
Maya: like a shit in a sea!

by mayusca October 3, 2022

Theory of a Secret World Government

The hypothesis that a single, unified, and clandestine group of ultra-elite individuals operates as the de facto global sovereign, manipulating nations, economies, and conflicts from behind the scenes to achieve a long-term agenda (e.g., total control, population reduction, a new world order). This theory posits a central, hierarchical conspiracy as the prime mover of history, simplifying complex geopolitics into a story of a monolithic puppet master.

Example: Believers in the Theory of a Secret World Government might claim that the World Economic Forum's "Great Reset" agenda, climate change policies, and global pandemics are all coordinated tools used by this cabal to dismantle national sovereignty and usher in a dystopian, technocratic global state controlled by them.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 4, 2026