bloody gummer

punch the bitch in the mouth then knocking out all of her teeth and blood start to flow from the mouth...She proceeds to suck your cock...The Bloody Gummer

blowjob with no teeth and blood "bloody gummer"

by Jays drunk January 26, 2009

granny gummer

An old woman. Referring to them being so old they have dentures. AKA, G.I.L.F. Grandmother I'd Like to Fuck

This weekend I had sex with a granny gummer.

by Papi Chulo 79 July 28, 2006

burt gummer

All around nice bloke! Enjoys mild, and makes humerous 80's programming related picture jokes...

I had a pint of mild with burt gummer

by Big Al June 17, 2004

blue gummer

The color a set of lips turn after being wrapped around a cock an extended amount of time.

"I don't like when I turn into a blue gummer since the tingling and numness keep my lips uncomfortable."
"I get off when a girl or guy is a blue gumming on my cock."

by Bart June 4, 2003

Blue gummer

A toothless hooker that sucks so much dick her gums turn blue for the night . Usually found hanging outside of a crack den or cheap motel

Yo chukka , did you see that blue gummer on the corner . Bet she can suck the soul right out of you Nukka . You got change for a dollar .

by BlaineDamage October 11, 2021

gummer food

1. Anything you can slurp through a straw;

2. Food you find in a nursing home;

3. Anything you don't need teeth to eat;

4. Gunk; 5. Sloppy joes 6. Soup;

7. Anything that mimics food that can be eaten at the senior center.

The dentist said I should eat gummer food for a few days.
My wife eats gummer food all the time.
The baby is off of gummer food and we have switched to solid foods.
Grandpa lost his false teeth and has to eat gummer food

by Sm_Bruner December 8, 2013

Wal Mart Gummer

This nasty lady at wal mart who has no teeth and she's old and hits on young men and licks her gums while she macks it to them.

"That gross lady licking her gums wanted you Dave she was a Wal Mart Gummer."

by YUYUYGYGYGUGYUGOOIUGYOGUI July 19, 2007