Reading Grandma A Bedtime Story

To masturbate

Well I gotta go read grandma a bedtime story.

by Chris Mitchell May 27, 2003

Reading a Bitch

Airing a bitch's dirty laundry, and reminding them not to fuck with you. Can also be used when pulling up someone's receipts and exposing them.

Gurl don't mess with EJ he stay Reading a Bitch. He will read yo ass into next year.

by EJ Duh October 2, 2017

Reading a book

Code word for stroking your shaft

Vicky: Kaiden what the hell is taking you so long to get dressed.

Kaiden: sorry I was reading a book

by fayschullshot May 31, 2010

Reading a magazine

When one goes to the bathroom for a long period of time.

Person 1: I'm gonna go read a magazine.

Person 2: hahah I told you not to eat all those spicy tacos!Have fun reading a magazine.

by Asianchild December 28, 2013

Reading a Magazine

Masturbating Over a Porno or Lads Mag

I was 'Reading a magazine' at work the other day

by Supdog4567 February 26, 2010

Reading a Bitch

Airing a bitch's dirty laundry, and reminding them not to fuck with you! Also can be used to pull up a bitch's receipts to exposed them.

Gurl don't fuck with Khleo, she stay Reading a Bitch! She can read bitches into next year.

by EJ Duh October 2, 2017

I don't think im ready for a realtionship

A phrase said when your girlfriend wants to break up with you but doesn't want to hurt your feelings but on the inside she hates you deeply

Girlfriend:I don't think im ready for a realtionship

you:I know what that means just fucking say whats wrong with me

Girlfriend:idk

by Mr.Edmentia April 15, 2022