donkey kong a ho

when a man will break into the bedroom on a rhino, have sex in the monkey style position, skeet skeet in the ho's face, eat a banana after sex nd then throw barrels at the ho

i donkey kong a ho last night

by gangstar cletus September 26, 2009

donkey riding down a frown line

When you do the equivalent of titty-fucking a girls ass cheeks or dudes if thats your bag.

I got the idea from a series of Bahama vacation ads on the New York Metro winter of '07. One has this woman being fake quoted as saying "before my bahamvention, people could take donkey rides down my frown lines", which sounds pretty kinky to me. So I got to thinking, what exactly would that sexual act be? Ive tried it to make it official, so spread the word and happy donkey riding everyone.

Oh damn, that chicks got plump 'ol behind. Id love to do some donkey riding down a frown line of hers.

by james beard[o] January 29, 2007

Suck a big fat hairy donkey dick

a hillarious way of saying suck a dick but in more detail, thanks to the original creator, me

my boss didnt want to give me a raise when i asked so i told him to go suck a big fat hairy donkey dick

by rudebwoy April 25, 2006

horp a donker

see drop a deuce, pinch a loaf, take a dump
It is the act of taking a huge shit.

I had to horp a donker and was afraid that shit wouldn't flush.

by shawndo919 April 16, 2008

choke a donky

When you wear a tight shirt so tight that you orgasm like unghhhhh more more unghhh

Bro I choke a donky so good yesterday that I don't need no man or no woman for pleasure

by IkLongDong March 24, 2014

RUN LIKE A DONKE

Run like a donkey is something I thought of, it defines a person telling another person to run fast, but in a more funny or interesting way

Person 1: RUN LIKE A DONKE
Person 2: bUt i aM1!1!!1!!
Person 1: e v e n f a s t e r

by Ninja Monke March 4, 2021

okey dokey pig in a pokey

an extension on the saying of okey dokey

dude1-im off home
dude2-okey dokey pig in a pokey
dude2-what the fu$k
dude3-dude2 y are u always strange

by fisher_dodd December 9, 2007