Don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage

A colloquialism meaning "don't neglect your significant other and be shocked when they look for attention somewhere else."

Dale: I can't believe my Nancy cheated on me!

Boomhauer: Tell you what mang, talk about don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage mang.

by Charli XXX November 6, 2014

Happy as a dog with two dicks

A phrase used when a great sence of self achievment has been reached, or one is seriousley happy.

Thats's one small step for man. One giant leap for mankind. I tell you, I'm as happy as a dog with two dicks me.
Neil Armstrong, 21st July 1969

by Jacob Davey December 28, 2005

like a dog eating hot chips

from Roger's Profanisorus, Viz.

a style of fellatio; an exuberant blowjob

...and there was Vera, on her knees, at his cock like a dog eating hot chips...

by barn March 9, 2005

Ur godfather a dog fucker

This insult dwarfs ur granny tranny, ur dad lesbian and ur mom gay. This insult can end someone’s life just by saying it

Peter: “Carl, ur mum gay, ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny.”
Carl: “ur godfather a dog fucker”
Peter: *dies*

by Paulffaaggoooott515 March 13, 2018

pack a dog

The act of chewing tobacco like a fucking boss

Friend 1: Yo you want some chew?

Friend 2: Yea bro I've been waiting all day to pack a dog

by joonpoo October 21, 2010

See a man about a dog

A clever way to tell someone "non of your business".

Q. - Where are you going?
A. - To see a man about a dog.

by Ms.Moe October 6, 2009

you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog

perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.

dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>

by b4stard November 10, 2005