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Yi Zone

(the) Yi Zone

A state of extreme thug, seemingly involuntary, that results in the dunking of many individuals, whose skills are inferior.
After scoring very highly, Master John has entered the Yi Zone.
by Aper June 28, 2012
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Gun Free Zone

Yet another hare-brain feel good do nothing idea by the loony leftwing and hoplophobes that backfired. Gun free zones has never prevented a school shooting, and has made Washington D.C. one of the worst cities for murder and gun violence.
Loony Leftwing NUT: I know, we'll create a gun free zone and magically all the criminals will suddenly start obeying the law and disarm themselves!

Hoplophobe: Yeah, that's a great idea!

Logical Person: It's been tried so many times and is a proven failure. What makes you think it will work this time?
by Eddy November 22, 2007
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zone typing

when typing, you instinctively know where on the keyboard sits a given key, and you ready the designated finger for that zone – but you still have to look, in order to avoid a typo-ridden text.
People without training usually start out with the one-handed hunt and peck technique, and gradually progress to the two-handed, knowing-what-you’re-doing-looking, zone typing.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 15, 2012
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Nicky Zoned

A dreadful combination of being gay zoned, friend zoned, and brother zoned all at the same time.
That guy over there just got Nicky zoned!
by JaboiCj2 February 28, 2017
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McEnd Zone

The spot in the McDonalds drive through where you receive your food.
Boy I was glad I finally made it past the McRed Zone and got in the McEnd Zone.
by Con#1 July 13, 2012
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Zen Zone

A nature spot - such as a mountain top, activity - such as slow dancing, or human made space - such as the Las Vegas Bellagio fountain, that evokes serenity, joy and inspiration.
Just found out we are having triplets! Am heading straight to my zen zone.
by Bursts Of Beauty June 1, 2016
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Zohnerism

The act of presenting true, but misleading facts to confuse scientifically illiterate people.

It was named when a teenager named Nathan Zohner sought to ban the chemical "Dihydrogen monoxide" from public use. Zohner stated the following things about "Dihydrogen Monoxide"

-It is colorless and tasteless

-It can easily cause suffocation (especially in its liquid form)

-It can burn your skin at high temperatures

-If too much of it is consumed, it can cause a feeling of being bloated, and possibly even death

-And to top it all off, it is present in EVERY stream, river, pond, etc. in the world

...And so on. Zohner then asked his classmates to vote on whether or not to ban "Dihydrogen monoxide." The vote was yes by an extremely large margin. It was at this point that Zohner revealed the trick: Dihydrogen monoxide is much better known by a much more simple name...WATER! Everything he stated about WATER was true; he just distorted them in such a way to make it sound extremely dangerous. Thus, the term "Zohnerism" was born.
Another example of a Zohnerism would be for someone to say that people should not "Touch their pussies" in front of other people, and saying that it's "Unsanitary" or it "Gets hair everywhere" This is technically true, so naturally people would be supportive of it. But the word "Pussy" can also refer to a cat, which the other people did not understand; by exploiting the dirty minds of his peers, the person just tricked his peers into agreeing that people should not pet their cats in front of other people; but he didn't lie to them at all.
by Ubeenbamboozledson January 2, 2022
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