Yoked

To ejaculate on something.

He pulled out and yoked on her belly.

by troc August 2, 2012

yokes

Same a jokes, just sounds much cooler, and also makes you sound like you have an accent, which chicks love, or possibly a retard.

Allan:Yo man that bizzo was hot
Mike: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKES
Dan: Yokes on yokes (reversal, she was hot)

by Al Denso June 1, 2005

Yoked

To be high or drunk.

Dude 1: "Bro, I'm so yoked right now."
Dude 2: "Same here dude!"

by YatesXC27 October 13, 2009

yokes

Goodlooking thighs/ass on a woman

Wow...look at the yokes on that girl!

by beezziibabii December 24, 2013

Yoke

It's the same thing as the word 'toke' but with a different first letter.

My friends started doing this when they didn't wanna say the word 'toke' in school with others around just in case.

They also used the works 'poke' to refer to it.

A: "Jhoan, you down to yoke tonight?"

B: "Can we poke inside your house?"

by looviingthejane October 5, 2011

Yokes

An uncommon way of agreeing with one-another. It'd be used in the Declaration of Independence and many more other historic writings.

The word has been left in the past, but will rarely make it's appearance between decades. It's currently under the category of old slang.

"YOKES, YOU'RE RIGHT!"

"Thank you for agreeing Mel!"

by b9na April 4, 2023

Yoked

An italian young man that is just plain massive. His muscles are just so big and all the females are attracted to him

That guy is yoked

by ricosuave2024 February 17, 2021