Yoink

Said while taking something from someone in front of their face.

Also the sound effect made while stealing

Man1: Yoink
Man2: Hey, where did my food go?

by Uglysad April 1, 2005

Yoink

To take or grab from someone or someting, maybe even stealing.

Johan: I FUCKING YOINKED A DORITO!!!
Chad: AY......... DONT FUCKING YOINK MY DORITO FATASS!

by Professional Yoinker November 7, 2018

yonks ago

From Dublin Ireland.

Something that happened ages ago or a long time ago

Did you see that the other day what he said ??

Yes I said the same thing yonks ago

by Jaybaly June 23, 2016

Yoinky

Sometimes referred to as the “Yoinky Sploink” is what folks from the 205 call an unknown substance that has someone all over the place. It can also be used when someone don’t know the name of a drug.

Derrick: Aye man what’s with dude over there? He moving wild right now.
Chris: Oh don’t mind him man he just if that Yoinky.
Derrick: That who?
Chris: You know? That Yoinky Sploink?
Derrick: Ohhhh I gotchu now.

by CoCo04 March 30, 2022

Shred On The Yoinky

Slang for playing complex music on an instrument.

Slang for jerking off

A: Ey bro I heard you shred on the yoinky last night, we heard it from downstairs

B: Yeah man. I'm getting pretty good at guitar.

A: Nah man you were jerking off.

by Bigbenis6969 January 6, 2021

Shred on the yoinky

1) To masturbate aggressively
2)Playing difficult music on an instrument

"Yo did you shred on the yoinky last night"

by Yoinkyshredder69 January 6, 2021

Shred on the Yoinky

Refers to the action of either playing difficult music, typically on a string instrument, or to masturbate.

"Guess what I did last night?"
"Drugs?"
"No, I was had shred on the Yoinky for hours."

by ImpossiblePath January 6, 2021