Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

Simply, an ejaculation.

Just thinking about Mary gave Mark a purple headed yogurt slinger.

by Sadie Belle August 7, 2006

purple headed yogurt slinger

a penis....:)

Jake stuck his purple headed yogurt slinge into my vagina

by jenjen October 15, 2003

Purple headed yogurt slinger

The male genitalia

My purple headed yogurt slinger hasn't seen some action in a while

by decklund February 20, 2009

purple headed yogurt slinger

A fleshy penis that slings cum all over the place continuously.

My purple headed yogurt slinger slayed your girlfriends face.

by THE BEAN FLICKER April 30, 2006

purple headed yogurt slinger

a dirty niggers cock.

"DUDE! That dirty little slut just got shot in her assholio by that nignogs purple headed yogurt slinger"

dribble dribble dribble dribble

by deederpii October 24, 2009

Purple-Headed-Yogurt-Slinger

Modern slang word for a nonbinary person that has a penis and purple hair dye.

Yo, did you hear about Machel? I hard he was a Purple-Headed-Yogurt-Slinger.

by Turbocharger.qcow2 November 20, 2022

Purple headed yogurt slinger

A penis

An erect penis

Basically when your penis is hard and erect it's head will be purple, hence 'purple headed'

The 'yogurt slinger' comes into play when the penis gets so sexually stimulated it spurts out a yogurt like substance, aka ejaculation

The man rubbed his cock for so long it slung its yogurt from its purple head

Then his roommate walked in

His roommate began sucking his cock, making him cum again

He began to softly moan

His roommate continued sucking

Soon the roommate started undressing themselves

The two got out some lube and they continued pleasuring the man's purple headed yogurt slinger by shoving it hard and fast deep into the man's roommates ass
Both vocalized their pleasure by moaning

'No homo', ofc :)

by Userlolz July 24, 2023