ya mum

A really lame comeback, for people who can't think of a decent one in time. Was very popular for a time, but now has died down. These comebacks are related to the "Yo Mama" jokes which are just as bad.

Person 1 - Go fuck yourself.
Person 2 - Ya mum...ummm...yeah! Ya mum fucks herself, hahaha wasn't that awesome guys, Burn Person 1!

by shadow77110 November 30, 2006

ya mum

The corner worker that guy slept with last night ;)

by Anonymous November 11, 2002

ya mum

Just a common insult, over used, over rated.(british version)

Ya mum

by Gspong March 16, 2003

ya mum

where my dick lives

also where all my friends dicks live

'Dude, Where were you last night?'
'Ya Mum!'

by lickingofballs November 25, 2007

ya mum

A hilarious insult that me and my friends say constantly, people say that there is no come back but there is.

timmy-u stink
me-ya mum stinks
timmy-ya mums dad stinks
me-ya mums dads family stinks
timmy-ya mums dads familys face stinks
me-your mums dads familys faces mum stinks

and so on

by PF2111 December 25, 2007

ya mum

gay bastard on a bridge

Ya mum

by ya mumnation October 26, 2003

ya mum

you mum is gay

"Your Mum Is Gay"

by jason May 30, 2004