xylophone

The only word anyone knows that begins in 'x'.

"X is for...um...xylophone,..yeah that's it".

by Evan May June 6, 2005

xylan

a strong guy who has an amazing heart and who never gives up when he is at his worst he still finds time to make other people smile. he tries to help other no matter what the consequence, he always smiles even when hes broken but he always has hope. he always shines his light in the darkest of times.

thank you xylan for always being here for me

by zoeyn December 9, 2020

xylophone buggery

When somebody is 'buggered' by an xylophone
when somebody has sex with an xylophone

lets go to a music lesson ill sit here on this xylophone ......... oh yeah
im horny and the only thing i have is an xylophone ;)

by Michael July 26, 2004

Xylophone Fuckery

A word that relates to the act of mischief, foolery, acting retarded.

"What kind of xylophone fuckery are those two twits up to now?"

by RandyL October 16, 2003

Xymon

If you meet a xymon, then you are very lucky because he is very hot, funny, sexy. He is also very unique and talkative

Girl 1: OMG did you meet him? He was very cool
Girl 2: Yeah, you just met a xymon

by El Banyo September 18, 2018

Playing the xylophone

When a man smacks his penis against a very skinny (must have ribcage showing) girl's ribcage.
Originates from the term xylophone for an anorexic girl.

"Dude, I played her xylophone last night"
"Im playing her xylophone later"
"May I play your xylophone?"
"I think with her I'd be playing the xylophone"

by Borthwick March 16, 2009

Xylophone

A melodic percussion instrument made of resonators and wooden keys with a chromatic scale. Mallets are used to strike the keys.

The Nazareth Blue Eagle marching band has rockin Xylophone players!

by kreeta March 31, 2004