xander

xander is one guy that makes you smile he will always be there for you. If you put time and effort into him he will put time and effort into you. he is also great at athletics, a badass at baseball. also has sexy hair so get you a xander

I love xander !

by xandahboy March 19, 2018

xander

Xander means a soft, loving man who loves to have sex. He hasn’t the most beautiful eyes that girls won’t be able to resist.

OMG is that a Xander

by Pandasoldier09 June 18, 2018

Xander

He’s a fucking moron lmao.

However he’s a nice person so I guess you should be friends with him

Person 1: Hey look it’s Xander
Person 2: shit

by MemoliLover November 14, 2019

The Xander Mosley Effect

When, in a desperate bid for the slightest shred of attention, one attempts to emulate Ben Shapiro in every way, while appropriately remaining as ignorant as possible. Common signs include sharing PragerU and Turning Point USA videos, as well as complaining about cancel culture or political correctness. The subject may also exhibit extreme disdain to LGBTQ+ people for existing, or coat themselves in Trump merchandise as a defensive mechanism to sidestep the societal requirement to develop a personality. The term applies doubly so when one is gay until the second that Donald J. Trump is sworn into office. Derived from the name of conservative thinker/writer and professional dipshit Xander Mosley.

Wait, so you're saying Jacob was gay until Trump took office and now he said he was straight on Louder with Crowder? Sounds like that guy's got a serious case of the Xander Mosley Effect.

by VicePresidentWalterMondale February 14, 2021

Xanny

Xanny is a drug that MAKES THE PAIN GO AWAY. 🥶🥶🥶💊

"my homie and I take xanny from time to time, it really helps with our fake depression."

by Fadingstorm January 29, 2022

Xander

The most bad ass man on the planet he is good at video games and can role his rs

Xander is a bad ass

by Xandolf1 May 29, 2018

Xander

You'd be incredibly lucky to fall in love with one. They put their whole entire heart in your hands, and are the perfect boyfriend. While they're a nerd, it's in the best and sweetest way.

I love you Xander.
Shannon: I'm dating this guy, and he's absolutely perfect and I can't stop thinking about him.
Abbigail: He must be a Xander.
I wish I could find me a Xander.

by Xanderboiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii June 7, 2018