mrs.welch

a cranky old bitch who likes to eat twinky's, pringle and never passes a chance to anoy the shit out of ANYONE!

omg!!! stacy was such a mrs.welch last night.

by zarahhhem January 8, 2010

Wretched Flaps

Slang for a loose vagina, usually one or two long lips which hang down.

Man I cant hit that anymore, she's got those wretched flaps

by Ricky Admin March 9, 2011

Wrench Tosser

A person who manages to screw up or break most anything he/she touches. Usually when working on things like cars, carpentry projects, or most anything that involves tools.

The term "wrench tosser" is in reference to someone dropping a wrench into a turning engine or gears and more than likely causing damage.

Don't let Steve work on your car, he'll screw it up worse than it is! He's such a Wrench Tosser.

by RedMistMaker March 9, 2007

wretch stretching

wretch stretching is the art of shoving anything you feel like (usually nearby and big)up a dirty whores cunt,the main enjoyment you get is seeing her squirm as you stretch and ruin her loose cunny.

i managed to ger that girl from the supermarket in my bed last night and gave her a good wretch stretching with a marrow i bought from her shop earlier i even managed to slip my hand down the side of it with some engine oil on it,you should have seen her eyes watering !

by Adam the definer ! July 6, 2015

Monkey-Wrenched

Verb
A computer programming term.
To write sloppy and inefficent code that solves the problem instead of a proper solution because you can't get it to work correctly and have run out of time to fix it.

"Man, this code is nasty, but it works. They really monkey-wrenched that function in there."

by Cynamon September 7, 2005

fart wrenching

An event, typically of a rather stinky nature, that causes sadness and despair but is more ironic than genuinely depressing.

Damn dude we lost the clan war, that’s fucking fart wrenching.

by thaiboydigital June 3, 2021

Olivia Welch

the best person ever. She stars in ‘panic’ and the ‘fear street’ trilogy, as well as appearing in other things like ‘modern family’ and ‘shithouse’ as well.

Me: have you watched fear street? it has my fave person in it ever, Olivia Welch.

Friend: i haven’t, but she sounds like the nicest person ever
Me: she is

by heyyuh August 1, 2021