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Whatever, I do what I want!

Cartman says it when he goes on Maury pretending to be a pre-teen ho.
Whatever, Whatever, I do what I want. I smoke crack, I do drugs, I drink alcihaal. I once killed SIX baby seals with my bare hands.
by Anneke October 5, 2003
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Dignity Wraith

What is left of a highly esteemed person after a catastrophic blow to their reputation.
We can also see the staggering fact that after no more than two weeks on the job, Rosenstein’s public reputation, which was formidable, has been destroyed. He now joins a legion of Trump Dignity Wraiths, men and women (though mainly men) of once vaunted reputations or at least public prestige who have been reduced to mere husks of their former selves after crossing the Trump Dignity Loss Event Horizon.
by Montbeliard May 30, 2018
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i want to die

Take a moment. Breathe in. Hold it. Breathe out and let it all out.
Oh gosh baby, don't say that. I know things may be difficult, and that's okay. It's okay to feel this way. But you have so much worth and I'm so grateful that you are alive. And I am so proud of you. You are so much stronger than you think. life is so much more than feeling depressed or anxious every day. I know how you feel. I promise you that one day, you will wake up and enjoy every single breath you take. You will wake up to feel EXCITED for the day to come. I promise you, that you will feel OKAY. So please, promise me to stay alive. Let's link our pinkies together and promise each other.

Thank you for reading this and remember, you are loved. I love you.

If you or a loved one is in any danger, please call tel:1-800-273-8255
"I want to die"
" You'll be okay, I promise you my love"
by lulyluv May 22, 2020
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i want my pizza

what you say when you want your god damn pizza
by Pizza man July 3, 2007
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I want to fucking die

Something mentally ill people type into the Google searchbar from time to time because they feel an intense sense of desperation and hopelessness but don't think it's serious enough to tell an actual human being.
Should I call a suicide hotline? Nah, I'll just look up "I want to fucking die" and see if a mass media corporation has any answers for me.
by nothing_helps September 13, 2021
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When She Wants the ADZIT

Another phrase used by the godliest of divine chads that have monstrous cocks. saying this phrase immediately makes all women in a 100km radius want you, and inventing this phrase would make you transcend the level of chadliness to become the ultimate chad of a man that all women want. This phrase signifies that a woman wants to indulge in certain activities with adzit7
"When she wants the ADZIT!" - Ultra Chad
"LOOOL HE IS SO FUNNY AND HOT" - supermodel
"YO THIS GUY ACTUALLY COOL AFF"- other chad
"His muscles are so large" - Supermodel
"I want the adzit now" - Monkey
by cbtmachine33 March 23, 2023
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