canadian wood chipper

When you're trying to do a Canadian log jam and you have diarrhea.

I was trying to give the old lady Canadian log jam. Unfortunately I had diarrhea and she got sprayed with the Canadian wood chipper

by D Haz March 19, 2017

backend woodchopper

Backend woodchopper is like a wood cutting factory that chops wood but instead is used as a synonym for pooping

Dude the other day my backend woodchopper was malfunctioning and a log got stuck

by Waffle_taco927 July 22, 2019

Woodchipped

To be drunk or stoned in a place surrounded by woodchips; most likely a playground.

"Dude, I just fell off the swing. I'm so woodchipped..."

by Gin rummy August 4, 2007

Wood Chipper

The same as a woodchipper.

1. One who steals the heart of many girls.
2. One who woodchips.
3. A woodchip -- an incredibly lovely guy
4. The stealer of a certain girl's heart.

Example 1:

Clara: "Erik is such a wood chipper. Every girl in our school is in love with him".
Example 2:

Mereda: "Alex is such a wood chipper. He is stealing everyone's heart"
Example 3:

Harriette: "Edward is such a wood chipper! He is the loveliest guy I've ever met!"
Example 4:

Avalia: "James is definitely my friend's wood chipper. She can't stand to be away from him for a second!"

by Clarediette February 28, 2010

Wood chipper

A person who consumes the sexual energy of men and leave s th a shambled, emotional wreck on the floor, not unlike a scattered pile of wood chips on the floor. see: Fargo.

Synonyms: man eater,

Usage: Kelly really fucked him up good. Just like they did to Mark and Tony. What a wood chipper.

by Deepderper August 14, 2017

Alabaman Wood Chipper

The act of placing saw dust into your urethra, leaving it in and drinking lots of water, when you cannot hold it in anymore, you proceed to urinate the saw dust away

Yo, I DT class was so boring, I decided to do the Alabaman Wood Chipper! Kinda hurt though and I cant stop pissing blood

by Cloutos May 31, 2019

woodhopper

Someone who just LOVES to hop on your wood. (always up in ur business)

Barb: "Susan is such a woodhopper!"
Ted: "She wont hop off ur wood."

by giantwood225 November 30, 2024