winker wonker

a retard that says things that doesn't add up

term created by vertical

A: Yo I fucked my cat
B: why did you do it you winker wonker

by verticool October 4, 2019

Flippy-Wonkers

Mid-West speak for Flip flops, Shower shoes, or Chanclas. In America TSA calls them Slippers, as in, “Excuse me Sir. Sir? Sir! Please put ya Slippers in the X-Ray machine.”

Correct usage, “Dad, my feet still fit my Flippy-Wonkers?!”

Incorrect usage, “Dad, have you seen my Flippy-Wonkers?”

by Dr. Elven Caulks September 3, 2021

Willis wonker

Annoying person with a lot of attitude

Alex is such a Willis wonker today for no reason

by Chiefs2020 March 24, 2025

Willie wonker

An annoying person who is being really stupid

That lady is being such a Willie wonker to me.

by Chiefs2020 April 4, 2025