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Ass-Wiper's Dilemma

Having failed to confirm paper-roll occupancy, the still-seated bathroom hostage is confronted with a shockingly irresponsible, post-evacuation condition and presented precious few options...shirt sleeve, sock, fingers; air-dry, yell/text for help, pull'em up and carry-on...
What will it be? Let's...plan ahead for the Ass-Wiper's Dilemma.
by YAWA March 11, 2019
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wispering eye

it means vagina ie. pussy,cunt,twat ext
by ace boogie 123 March 30, 2009
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Windshield Wiper

the act of a women giving such a deep blowjob while glazing her toungue across your balls as her mouth is all the way to the pelvis bone. The toungue acts as windshield wiper to your balls.
This broad was givin me the ol' "windshield wiper" while I was watching the Sox game.
by Ryan Zedonks August 4, 2007
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WipperSnapper

Usually elders will use the saying WipperSnapper. It’s something u call someone when they are being unpleasant,rude, or disrespectful.
Teenagers: *raps toilet paper all around a grandpas yard and house*

Grandpa: GET BACK HERE YA LIL WIPPERSNAPPERS!
by AriesAlien♈️👽🖤😷 November 22, 2019
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Fat wopper

oi oi lad i gotta take a fat wopper
by kenkie October 26, 2016
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Hot Wopper

The act of taking a large human shit in a dryer, and then turning the dryer on, ultimately ruining the dryer with steaming hot feces.
Bro, this house party is whack! Let’s drop a hot wopper and get the hell out of here.
by DannyGlover1 December 7, 2017
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Weed Whipper

Device used used exclusively in the Mahoning Valley (similar to a Weed Whacker or String Trimmer) that cuts/trims/"Whips" weeds.
Hey Mike, I got a letter from the city about my overgrown grass and my lawn slicer is broked, can I borrow Your Weed Whipper?
by IamTek7 June 13, 2019
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