Winkiel-Jew

A weird jewish kid who has no friends

Man Jake is a fuckin winkiel-Jew

by Big G killa May 23, 2006

one-eyed winking midget

a mythical (though some have sworn to see it) creature that is very similar to a leprechaun. They are very short and usually have grey or white hair and have a constant wink with one of their eyes. They are well-known to silently creep and when confronted they give off a "oozhey goozhey goo" sound (usually in an Irish accent). They have a mean disposition and have been known to steal, meddle, and occasionally kill human beings. The creature often carries a pipe and has yellow and black rotting teeth. There were numerous reported sightings of the creature at St. Olaf College (Northfield, MN) in the late 1990s and early 2000s and other places since.

The one-eyed winking midget visited me in my dreams last night again. This time he was creeping around the room and was suddenly on my chest pounding me and biting out chunks of my body.

by Chiggers Dudley April 13, 2008

winking starfish

A course but accurate description for an anus used in the UK by soldiers who are normally drunk and or randy.

wow Dave your winking starfish looks sore have you been to see the Badge again?
The Badge is the REGIMENTAL SERGENT MAJOR

by Denzil Dexter (Sapper) May 23, 2012

Pork Winkie

Slang for Penis

His Pork Winkie was medium-well done.

by Grandma Ham Wallet January 16, 2009

Abe Winkin'

The act of a female bending over in doggy style position and winking her anus at you while having an unshaven vagina.

Man, I was at this batchelor party and the entertainer showed me the Abe Winkin'!!!

by That shocker guy June 30, 2011

Winkie Toes

Some one who happens to have toes ,or a toe, shaped like a penis, or a 'Winkie'. The toe(s) is often longer than 'normal' toes and the pad of the toe is thicker than usual.

I was disgusted at the sight of my friends feet when I saw his Winkie Toes. I tried not to laugh, but it was too difficult to see a man with little penises growing off of his feet.

by Ransom Saito August 15, 2009

winking lizard

When your bitch is sucking you off, then you blow your load on her upper lip and in her eye. This results in her licking your baby batter off her lip and winking at the same time

Dude 1: Bro, i gave your mom a Winking Lizard last night

Dude 2: What the Fuck bro!!

Dude 1: your mom sucks good dick

by Dan Gigolo January 4, 2008